Essex beats fahkin kent hands dahn!!

[Fanum]

You softie Kentish pooftas obviously don't know how to enjoy yourselves proper like wot we do in Essex innit!!

Apparently there were so many arrests in Essex last night that every single police cell was filled up and they had to move a load of prisoners into the comparative quiet of Kent




I despair

 

[flash of the gap]

fahkin kents

 

[John Armstrong]

So the Kentish Men and Men of Kent were happy with their Watneys Red Barrel shandies then

 

[chad]

I despair

something to be proud of eh

 

[JoeC]

Reason for no Kent replies yet is 'cos we are still out partying! I only popped back for a pee. Police haven't caught us yet!!! Now who's the wussies

 

[g.s.john]

just goes to show what a bunch tarts you essex lot are cant handle your drink, btw are the girls still wearing white stilletos
Q how does a essex girl switch the bedroom light off?
A shuts the rear door on the cortina
Q how do you know an essex girl is having an orgasm?
A she throws her chips all over the back seat of the cortina
i just thought this was a golden oppertunity to start the ball rolling

 

[Fanum]

You'll still see the white stilettos here John, in abundance, but it's all Scoobies and Imprezas now, or the poorer ones have various Japanese blinged up things, all with the obligatory double exit large bore exhaust, UV cabin lights and uber stereos

 

[g.s.john]

You'll still see the white stilettos here John, in abundance, but it's all Scoobies and Imprezas now, or the poorer ones have various Japanese blinged up things, all with the obligatory double exit large bore exhaust, UV cabin lights and uber stereos

bloody ell you lot are coming upmarket
ok delete cortina add scoobie or impreza
we wont mention washing machines then

 

[chad]

You'll still see the white stilettos here John, in abundance, but it's all Scoobies and Imprezas now, or the poorer ones have various Japanese blinged up things, all with the obligatory double exit large bore exhaust, UV cabin lights and uber stereos

Dear sir, you have a penchant for the understatement

 

[saffa]

Q How do you know when an Essex girl is full?
A Her nose is running