Every cloud has a silver lining

Fruitcake

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The Cloud:-

picture the scene - 4pm at work, trying not to start any new bits of work and wrap up those that require it and enjoying that Friday feeling waiting crackerjack time and then home and off to the pub as is the local law round here for a friday night when......
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the bearer of bad news informs us all that the Oban road is closed and will be for 5 hours (which means that some poor traveller has had an unforunate end).

Whaur aboots?, those of us biding in the Oban direction all want to know - we all start scheming for little back roads / cut throughs through farms etc as we try and work out where the accident is and therefore how many of us are fecked for a quick route home to that nicely chillin pint :beer:

a scramble of phone calls to traffic reports, the local cop shop etc reveals that the whole road from Lochgilphead to Oban is shut and the accident is at the single track bridge on the Bealach - which means that the main road through for all of us is off limits.

We consider taking the Ford road and then cutting up the Dalavich road and back down to Kilmelford but this is prob 20 miles of single track and you know you will meet Kev and Trace on their hols whose sat nav tells them about a nice wee road but then they discover that the road is very narrow with very few passing places and they don't know where reverse is on their campervan and before you know it you've got gridlock. :anger

So that idea is swiftly parked and we all resign ourselves to the fact that we're off down to Inveraray, over to Loch Aweside and down to Oban where we disperse onto Easdale, Seil and for me, on down to Ardfern - a total trip of 86+miles.....

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The silver lining?

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I came to work on my bikie today :JB
 
I must o jist missed that accident ,i hud jist left inverary when twa real fast blue lichts came fae Arrocher direction,wiz a lot o traffic aboot yesterday.


I wiz stopped fur a cup o T at a wee place up the side o loch lommond ,headin t'wards crianlarich,.Onywiy i got speakin tae the lad at the next table wha wiz obviosly on a bike,Onywiy whun he left he jumps on a fazer 6 hunner, whin he pit in gear n startid movin theyr wiz gratin n creakin n snapin ,Ye jist widnae hae beleived the chein n sprokits i cud c the roost onthim fae 20feet awa, Onywiy aff he guid sooth ah hope he made it hame ,snap crakle n pop.
 
I must o jist missed that accident ,i hud jist left inverary when twa real fast blue lichts came fae Arrocher direction,wiz a lot o traffic aboot yesterday.


I wiz stopped fur a cup o T at a wee place up the side o loch lommond ,headin t'wards crianlarich,.Onywiy i got speakin tae the lad at the next table wha wiz obviosly on a bike,Onywiy whun he left he jumps on a fazer 6 hunner, whin he pit in gear n startid movin theyr wiz gratin n creakin n snapin ,Ye jist widnae hae beleived the chein n sprokits i cud c the roost onthim fae 20feet awa, Onywiy aff he guid sooth ah hope he made it hame ,snap crakle n pop.

Bloody hell. What language is that??
 
I Fruitcake it's days like that the bike just makes so much sense. :)

I tried today to explain to a non biking workmate why we do it and why we are usually so passionate about biking but it was lost on him. I think it's a case of "If I had to explain you wouldn't understand"

cheers
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I Fruitcake it's days like that the bike just makes so much sense. :)

I tried today to explain to a non biking workmate why we do it and why we are usually so passionate about biking but it was lost on him. I think it's a case of "If I had to explain you wouldn't understand"

cheers
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Amusing old phrase along the same thought processes...."Only a motorcyclist understands why dogs love to put their heads out of car windows " :D
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Got the story about the 'accident' that closed the road for 5 hours...

Turns out it wasn't a fatal, just some guy who lost it- in more ways than one.

From the story in the pub it sounds like he hit a van coming the other way over a single track bridge- but not hard enough to really damage the van or his car
( van driver is OK) then reversed past the police car that was following him and rolled the car into a field....
 
I know someone else who's chain is needing some TLC:rob

I do all my own* bike maintenance, infact recently maintained my chain to the correct tension for a lowered bike....





*For own read - under the constant supervision and in reciept of expert advice from Schtum
 
I do all my own* bike maintenance, infact recently maintained my chain to the correct tension for a lowered bike....





*For own read - under the constant supervision and in reciept of expert advice from Schtum

Mine's been sorted now too :D It magically happened when I was at work, someone caved in having listened to me whinge about having to do it :kissy2 :kissy2 :kissy2 :green gri
 
Maintenence?

Hmmm....that's a word I remember from a long time ago. I must see if my bikes' still inside that huge pile of dried on mud in the shed.....
 
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Mine's been sorted now too :D It magically happened when I was at work, someone caved in having listened to me whinge about having to do it :kissy2 :kissy2 :kissy2 :green gri

I often thought about keeping a man around for such purposes.........:
 
Are you sure..they were ten a penny in a wee northern town a few weeks ago..all smelt a bit strange though..like cough medicine?

They're the economy models though, a sort of motorcycling version of the Tesco 'Value' range.

Cheap, won't last long (as the afternoon antics proved) and have a definite image problem.:augie
 


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