I love the wind in my hair when I ride.....i'm sort of the Harley riding equal to the naked rambler......
Aaaargh! that brings back some weird memories
Fancy Dress...
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Aaaargh! that brings back some weird memories
You MoFo's
No chap thats me wolly hat
Me and the other half went out on new years day looking for a new car, it was a bit nippy and i have very short hair 
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To be fair, if any half is going to 'scream faggot' I'd expect it to be a bottom half
No chap thats me wolly hat
Thank feck for that, never ever strap a toy bear to a Harley... (well that's my view)
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Toubab
The seems to be an opinion from a few lost souls in the Pub that we wear Fancy Dress.... probably enabled by the various Chap Wearing/Latex Police/Edwardian riding clothes/Steampunk/ Sons of HOG style threads and statements presented from here....
so, to prove the naysayers right or wrong, a little competition is in order....
in 2013 please post a photo of you or a mate in suitable riding attire, on the road, with your Harley,.,.....
Last week, I believe you pointed out that I was sowing the ground for coming out about wanting to try a Harley.....you were right, I'd like to try one.
Now you start a thread that's very predictably going to lead to lots of pictures of camp looking men with big taches, leather captains hats and arseless chaps.........
Just saying, like......
You MoFo's
Just out of interest, how come that fella to your right looks like he's pulling his strides up?
He'd just had a dump in the road sweepers cart.
I save my noncey riding gear for when i'm "out" with the twat suit and TourX wearing GS riders .
You MoFo's
Last time I saw a pair of legs like that they had to destroy the whole herd...
this is my normal riding gear ,i do sometimes wear a rain suit if its tipping it down ,otherwise ,i like my cape to flow in the wind .
i moddeled my sel on a cross betwen elvis ,and evil knevil .i wont be offeneded if you want to copy my style of riding gear ,i knoe people like it ,coz when i ride around they all point
i moddeled my sel on a cross betwen elvis ,and evil knevil .i wont be offeneded if you want to copy my style of riding gear ,i knoe people like it ,coz when i ride around they all point
So is this 'The burger years'
? You haven't sat on Steptoe's mates Sportster and had your photo taken by any chance have you Dave? (The value has just plummeted – no offence like!)
that was the burger years,as ive now stopped drinking and eating giant packet of crisps,its now elvis the salad years (one which the king didnt do )
Well done! I am aiming for the 'Vegetarian Vampire' look myself. Long way to go though. Still the 'Full fat blood and too many pies Vampire' look at the moment.
Me too, Le hog should see me a new thinner twizzle...
Had a five year medical last week, when the doc took my blood pressure I got the feeling I was lucky to still be walking...170/108....
So, loose weight, no caffeine
cut down on booze......full urineand blood test......results 11th FEB....If I do drop dead:
Boots size 12 Altberg aqua
Motocross boots size 12
Road boots size 12
Helmets
Hjc full face size 62
Cabourg flip front size 62
Open face ( mice have eaten inner) size 62
Spada textile size xxl
Dry bone off road xxl
triumph leather jacket xxl
Various sets of waterproofs etc
Some bungees.......
I,ll make sure the keys are at the house for Le hog..
Me too, Le hog should see me a new thinner twizzle...
Had a five year medical last week, when the doc took my blood pressure I got the feeling I was lucky to still be walking...170/108....
But surely you need more blood pressure with legs that long
Seriously, good luck with the new regime. Should be more room in your double bed now
But surely you need more blood pressure with legs that long
Seriously, good luck with the new regime. Should be more room in your double bed now
Dr quim, medicine fanny...did think my height was a potential factor.....
I was more concerned she was going to put her finger up my arse...managed to get away with a simple "you ok down there"...
4 weekly BP tests for the foreseeable.....maybe some pills!!
I keep telling the wife to be nice to me as I may go " out like a light bulb"... She is not seeing the funnyside...
That's confusing...... Is that four a week, or one a week for four weeks, or one every four weeks.
What pills did she offer you. Could you pick from a list ?..... Speed, Amyl, MDMA, valium, worming, viagra, fishermans friend.
Whatever you get save them all up and bring'em along to Le Hog, we can all overdose and get off our tits on them before trashing the local supermarket. .
