Fancy Dress...

[Deleted account 230523001]

Dr quim, medicine fanny...did think my height was a potential factor.....

I was more concerned she was going to put her finger up my arse...managed to get away with a simple "you ok down there"...

4 weekly BP tests for the foreseeable.....maybe some pills!!

I keep telling the wife to be nice to me as I may go " out like a light bulb"... She is not seeing the funnyside...

I had all that shit.....Got bored with them nagging me and decided not to visit the docs anymore
Been fine since, I have not had a heart attack or a stroke
One of my blood pressure readings was just silly high.....202/120....The doc was more stressed than I was
Fuck knows how I passed the medical for my HGV license....

The docs did ask me if I wanted a heart attack or a stroke though....It seemed nice to have the choice I suppose

 

[Melch]

I was more concerned she was going to put her finger up my arse...managed to get away with a simple "you ok down there"..

You were concerned????!!!! I bet she was bloody concerned as well. Christ! She would have earned her money that day.

I would imagine it went something like this:
Dr Quim (seriously?): "You ok down there?" Thinks to self – "for the love of all things holy say yes! – I'll be double gloving for this fucker"

Twizzle: "Erm yes fine"

Dr Quim: "Ok great!" Thinks to self – "Holy Fuck, Praise the Lord, Sweet Jesus that was close".

Sorry...Overactive imagination

 

[twizzle]

That's confusing...... Is that four a week, or one a week for four weeks, or one every four weeks.

What pills did she offer you. Could you pick from a list ?..... Speed, Amyl, MDMA, valium, worming, viagra, fishermans friend.

Whatever you get save them all up and bring'em along to Le Hog, we can all overdose and get off our tits on them before trashing the local supermarket. .

...I'll have word with my smack head son in law...

 

[Melch]

One of my blood pressure readings was just silly high.....202/120....D

Really?

 

[twizzle]

You were concerned????!!!! I bet she was bloody concerned as well. Christ! She would have earned her money that day.

I would imagine it went something like this:
Dr Quim (seriously?): "You ok down there?" Thinks to self – "for the love of all things holy say yes! – I'll be double gloving for this fucker"

Twizzle: "Erm yes fine"

Dr Quim: "Ok great!" Thinks to self – "Holy Fuck, Praise the Lord, Sweet Jesus that was close".

Sorry...Overactive imagination

It's Dr Broadley, but she's young and quite fit.... Dr Quim Medicine Fanny is one of those odd family jokes born from some crappy tv show called Dr Quinn Medicine Woman.. At the time I named it such because it was a load of old c**t

 

[Fanum]

Me too, Le hog should see me a new thinner twizzle...

Had a five year medical last week, when the doc took my blood pressure I got the feeling I was lucky to still be walking...170/108....

So, loose weight, no caffeine cut down on booze......full urineand blood test......results 11th FEB....

If I do drop dead:

Boots size 12 Altberg aqua
Motocross boots size 12
Road boots size 12

Helmets
Hjc full face size 62
Cabourg flip front size 62
Open face ( mice have eaten inner) size 62

Spada textile size xxl
Dry bone off road xxl
triumph leather jacket xxl

Various sets of waterproofs etc

Some bungees.......

I,ll make sure the keys are at the house for Le hog..

Sod that.....where are the pics of Mrs Twizzle?

(Rosie, I'm joking, hmmmkay? )

By the way......sounds like a fekking thorough and long medical....mine only take 10 mins....

 

[jackassdave]

if by chance you do pass on ,and we hope not ,first dibs on the glide .

 

[jackassdave]

im getting the feeling 10 or so may go to le hog ,but 10 or so may not come back .

 

[twizzle]

Sod that.....where are the pics of Mrs Twizzle?

(Rosie, I'm joking, hmmmkay? )

By the way......sounds like a fekking thorough and long medical....mine only take 10 mins....

Here she is, Mrs Twizzle...

 

[Melch]

Here she is, Mrs Twizzle...

My God, it's all coming together...so you are Mr Twizzle Quim! What a superb name you have, I honestly never knew!

 

[twizzle]

My God, it's all coming together...so you are Mr Twizzle Quim! What a superb name you have, I honestly never knew!

I've certainly been called a quim a few times.....

 

[Dahoum]

If I do drop dead: The clues as to why are contained here:

Boots size 12 Altberg aqua
Motocross boots size 12
Road boots size 12

Helmets
Hjc full face size 62
Cabourg flip front size 62
Open face ( mice have eaten inner) size 62

Spada textile size xxl
Dry bone off road xxl
triumph leather jacket xxl

Fixed.

 

[daveg]

im getting the feeling 10 or so may go to le hog ,but 10 or so may not come back .

Cheery bleeder

 

[jackassdave]

i dont know what i was worried about my blood pressure was only 146/over something think it was 65 /70

 

[jackassdave]

anyway ,on a more cheery note ,anybody whos not likely to make it back from le hog, take size 7 boots

 

[daveg]

anyway ,on a more cheery note ,anybody whos not likely to make it back from le hog, take size 7 boots

Nice one

 

[jackassdave]

and just to clarify ,one more time CHAPS ARE OUT ,(i kinda like em ),i sense this is not going to go down to well ,.

 

[twizzle]

and just to clarify ,one more time CHAPS ARE OUT ,(i kinda like em ),i sense this is not going to go down to well ,.

Do you mean out the closet, ready to wear?? Or out, as in not allowed?

 

[jackassdave]

ready to wear ,dont tell melch ,he gave me a right roasting last time i mentioned them .

 

[twizzle]

ready to wear ,dont tell melch ,he gave me a right roasting last time i mentioned them .

Bugger, I've just txt him....