Gay Paris

[GADGET]

Spotted this parked up on the Champs Elysees, Paris yesterday, thought I would post it up for you HD fans, the mud is real, but was applied for authentic cosmetic reasons, I suspect.

 

[jackassdave]

i suspect you are right about the mud as the bags are clean

 

[Schtum]

Sitting there quivering by the kerb just waiting for a motocrotte to come along and hoover it up....

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[Mutley]

What next, the Touratw@ Chicken of Irony range for retro adventurists?

 

[Tricky]

I suspect the owner probably looks a bit like this...



Preferred the Velcro hair and beard combo with shifty eyes that could be moved at the touch of a button in the back of his head.

 

[jackassdave]

those boots are so now !!!!! with the hipster crowd

 

[Tricky]

And you would know as an aging Hipster yourself.

Gold flake open face helmet (with questionable yellow tinted bubble visor )... tick

Belstaff replica wax jacket... tick

Denim turn up jeans with brown Doc Martens... tick

Bowflex adjustable dumbells... tick

Congratulations jackass dave... the only hipster in the village.

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

And you would know as an aging Hipster yourself.

Gold flake open face helmet (with questionable yellow tinted bubble visor )... tick

Belstaff replica wax jacket... tick

Denim turn up jeans with brown Doc Martens... tick

Bowflex adjustable dumbells... tick

Working, cool Motorcycle.......No!

Congratulations jackass dave... the only hipster in the village.

Fail.....

 

[Tricky]

Fail.....

It's the story of daves motorcycling life.

A never ending and fruitless quest to actually find something that he could be content and satisfied with.

 

[jackassdave]

actually they are japanese selvedge denim ,
barbour steve mcqueen edition jacket
877 red wings /loakes boots .
and its a oiled mirror finish flip up bubble visor .
no sown in creases or velcro shoes here as seen in that magazine on the last to back page with a senior citizen modelling.

once again i thank you for your vote of confidence

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

A never ending and fruitless quest to actually find something that he could be content and satisfied with.

.....but think of the hours of entertainment it provides.

 

[jackassdave]

i am a public service for one and all

 

[Tricky]

.....but think of the hours of entertainment it provides.

Thick Jackass Clot sits in the stocks and gets pelted with rotten tomatoes.

Dave is a national treasure. Some might wish him buried but not us... no siree!