BOBAD
Registered user
Fellow Tossers,
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and
colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to
say without offending someone.
So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the
following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress ,
non-addictive , gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious / secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is
necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform
as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)
Bob A.
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and
colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to
say without offending someone.
So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the
following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress ,
non-addictive , gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious / secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is
necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform
as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)
Bob A.
