I bought a Harley on a budgie.....This is what I did:
Friday afternoon, started drinking beer, this then progressed to Red Wine.
After a few hours of drinking, start to trawel e bay.....Fuck knows why I was looking at Harleys, didn`t want one, didn`t want to be associated with the gayboys that generally ride them(They really are complete wankers usually)
Anyways, found myself looking at a fairground ride Harley...Electra Glide Ultra Classic, it was cheap, fucking cheap.....So I called the missus into the office to have a look, she liked it, especially the seat! I pressed the button in a drunken haze, thinking that I would never win it for such a low price!
I forgot all about it untill the following Sunday.....Thought I had better check the status, well bugger me if I hadn`t won it.
So I contacted the geezer, only 30 miles from me, got the cash, drove over there and did the deal.
What a peice of shit I thought it was, rode like a bastard (This is normal for two wheel tractors) Chucked it in the shed until April, this was October when I had bought it.
In April, I took it to a specialist to check it over and service it for our journey to Madrid...Seems I had bought a good one
Took it to Madrid, had a brilliant time. Now use it just for two up riding and the odd spin when I am feeling gay.
Still a fucking horrible peice of shit to me though.