him thats aff the weed

[boatman]

talking o him thats aff the fags he cad in at girvan on the way by, gaun hame fae somewhere or other an even tho he wisna on the paraffin pony he coudna resist a wee bit o off roadin but got stuck i can defo report thur wus nae sign o fags when he wis here ( if ye see this hrh it was good tae meet wi ye)

 

[Deleted account rno]

Why wid anybody shite on the driver's seat o' their ane van?

The man's no' richt...

 

[boatman]

it wis maybe oot o relief at finally getin ra wheels ontae the tar again mind you an tae be fair tae im he did say that yon van wud slip even in a coo pat, a think that you chaps n chapesess that ken im well should ask him whit he,s using fur a winter hack these days

 

[Uinneag]

Cheers fur the caofee and advice

The grunds solid a big helicopter landed oan it yesterday

That's me jist in the door

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

you shoulda stuck a trailer on the back to stabilizer her up a bit

 

[boatman]

well he did kinda hae a trailer on it but the roads affae narra at this bit an a did na show ra trailer cos thur wis stuff oan it in an if he wunted yez tae tae ken aboot it( he would in all probability have told you why he was off down the water for the weekend ) mind u pish takin aside the truth has a habit o gettin ooooooot!!! ye just canna beat a ktm

 

[boatman]

Cheers fur the caofee and advice

The grunds solid a big helicopter landed oan it yesterday

That's me jist in the door

mind you oonyak whin a said the gruns solid a wis thinkin o a ful flat oot u turn ye ken like whin thur teachin ye offroadin an they say dinna stop keep the power oan (mind u if it had bogged like that wid still be diggen her oot) glad to see ye goat home ok C U round ps hope t likes the a s (ps ye better steel yur sellf fur the storm o, p takin thats likely at some point in the near ish )