Aye .... thats my philosophy as well.
I was born to live .. and live hard. So I never wash. Shampoo? ... for poofs. Let it grow long and greasy. A body is for using and abusing ... not pampering.
Plaque. Its a protective covering is it not ? Might look a bit mingy ... but keeps the teeth underneath from corroding. The same goes for the cheese under my foreskin. Lovely stuff. Its good for lubricating chains when you run out of lube.
Off road adventure toe nails. never cut them .... use them for climbing trees.
I'm an adventure/off road man. I was born to be ridden ... and ridden hard. S,funny how many ladies dont want to do it though.