How to make a woman happy...

Pumpy

That's short for Pumpernickel
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Last week I got a message from Emmsy Poo asking for some advice on how to gain more confidence in handling her 650 GS.

Well, as I far as I know, the best way of bonding with your bike is actually riding it - and so I suggested coming up to Herefordshire on Sunday and going for a little girlie ride.

Don't worry, Rob, even the best husband needs some help occasionally with making his wife happy... :D
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... and I promise to bring her back in one piece. :nod
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First we went to the training ground for some slow-speed-manoeuvres (still too fast for my camera's focus apparently... :rolleyes:)
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Snails' Race (who is last at the finish line?), eights, circles, and some exercises to prove the importance of looking into the direction where you want to go - the rest of the bike will follow... :D
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Then we hit the road - following the A438 to the beautiful town of Hay-on-Wye
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A Mecca for book lovers :)
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Even Hay Castle has been taken over by a bookshop... :eek:
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But there are many more treasures to discover...
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The town's watch tower
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Ornamental features everywhere
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The different ages of man
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... and loads of picturesque buildings
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... which look lovely inside as well
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Emma invited me for lunch at Oscar's Bistro - thank you!
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And then took me to her favourite Fudge Shop for dessert...
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Before we carry on riding - remind me, what was Welsh for 'Motor Cycles' again? Aha... :D
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They have quite a lovely countryside in Wales - that's where we were heading to next
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A wiggly single track road took us up to the Gospel Pass. Fantastic little lane with almost alpine features, requiring a lot of concentration - especially with all the wind we had yesterday. :eek:
Not a route I would necessarily recommend for the novice - so kudos to Emms who was leading all the way!
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If you look really hard you can see Emma on the horizon - by the time I had found a gust-proof spot on the grass (that allowed me to take my hands off the handlebars) she was long gone...
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Stunning views from the top of the hill
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Is it true that they have more sheep than people in Wales? :augie
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Quick briefing on where to go from here
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... and off we went again
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Interim result on top of the pass - Emma looks pretty happy, don't you think? :D
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The impressive Black Mountains
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... and another 14 miles of narrow twisties
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By then Emma was so enthusiastic about her bike that we didn't stop again until Hereford (personally, I wouldn't have minded some Welsh Tea Cake in Abergavenny but considering the objectives of the day that was rather negligible... ;)).

Back home we discussed various measures to make the 650 more suitable for the vertically challenged (I know what I'm talking about... :rolleyes:), such as low seats, handlebar risers, Daytona Lady Stars boots, clutch lever adjustments, alternative bikes, etc...

Talking of alternative bikes - do you notice something unusual on Rob's Adventure?
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Yep, that's right - I think I have mentioned occasionally that I absolutely love piglets... :mmmm
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After looking at several maps contemplating possible trails for the 'Dirty Girls' weekend and the UK Advrider Rally in September, I finally headed back to Oxford...

... taking the scenic route and stopping for the odd photo here and there. Where am I?
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Little hint... ;)
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Ledbury is one of the finest Black and White towns in the country
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The harbour at Tewkesbury
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Tewkesbury Abbey
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Stanway on the B4077, one of my favourite roads in Gloucestershire
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Upper Swell near Stow-on-the-Wold
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View from the bridge
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Bliss Valley Tweed Mill at Chipping Norton - once the foundation of the town's textile industry, the building has now been converted into luxurious apartments (don't ask me for the property prices... :rolleyes:)
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When I called Emma to tell her that I had returned to Oxford safe and sound, she was really pleased with the day's achievements - and still very happy! :D

See, it's not that difficult to make a woman happy - don't know what men are always moaning about... :nenau

Well done, Emms, I look forward to our next ride-out! :thumb2

Ela
 
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Ela that looks like a fab day out, you covered some miles ... Emma you look really comfortable on the bike :thumb2


You're so lucky to live in such a beautiful part of the country Ela.

Great report and write up. I was there with you all over again :)
 
A great write up Pumpy and some stunning pictures of Hay-on-Wye, looks like a good place for a ride out one day. I was getting it confused with Stow-on-the-Wold in my mind to start with.:blast

Glad Emma enjoyed the ride too:thumb, there's nothing better than to go out with a friend for a gentle bimble and no pressure with having to "keep up" or ride on the edge all the time.

I'm going to have to go there and search out the fudge shop!
 
there's nothing better than to go out with a friend for a gentle bimble

That looked far from a 'gentle bimble' to me. That's a serious ride out :thumb2

Great to see a write up from the pink team as well. Great pictures and some interesting roads :clap
 
That looked far from a 'gentle bimble' to me. That's a serious ride out :thumb2

For someone that does the best side of 45,000 miles a year on a bike - that's a gentle bimble! No motorways, perfect weather, lovely scenery, little traffic, tea and cakes, it doesn't get any better than that!:thumb
 
That looks like a really cool day out Pumpy.

I passed through Stow-on-Wold a month or two back on the way to see a mate of mine in Alderton (Near Tewkesbury). Nice part of the world up there.

Looks like the ideal sort of trip to go with my Emma on.

Good photos too. Makes me think that I often don't stop enough when I'm out on the bike and take the scenery in.

Thanks for the reminder.

Interesting direction markings on the road in Ross-on-Way though. Arrows facing each other. What's going on there then? ;)
 
Hi Ela

Looks like you had fun. Must see if I can track down any other keen female motorcyclists down here and do some ride outs, rather than always tagging along with the blokes. Not, I hasten to add, that they aren't all great guys but just that the pace etc was different on the Heels on Wheels weekend.

What Dirty Girls weekend?

Jo
 
That was great, I do not feel like seeing the old blighty to often, but that "did it for me" {Australian (i think )Coloquial expletive.}:clap
 
Hi Guys, Emmsy Poo here (the butt in most of Ela's photos above).

It was a great day, and really helped me get back into the saddle of my heavier bike, Ive been doing much more off road on the little honda, that getting back onto the GS was a bit of a struggle and I needed some moral support, as supplied in large quantities by Ela - thank you again.

Mark N - the fudge shop is the best, try the orange fudge, its fantastic!

Physiojo - the Dirty Girls weekend, is at my place, basically I organise a girls weekend every now and then (thru the pink way round site) for off road newbies and novices to come and practice and learn skills in the comfort of a friends quarry (its great, no pressure and a relaxed atmosphere with lots of ups and downs, muddy bits, rocks etc).

You are more than welcome to come up and spend the weekend with us, the saturday is dedicated to the quarry, and then the sunday we take our new found skills out onto some nice easy tracks.

If anyone is interested then please pm me, sorry boys, but its a girlie thing, come along to the Adventure Riders Autumn Equinox Novice Weekend in September instead, boys are allowed, although there seem to be many more ladies coming along!
 
Thank you all for your kind words - they make all the effort of writing in this weird idiom worthwhile... :blush


@ Iangough: Hope you don't mind that I reply to your pm in public but I thought the route might be of general interest. I didn't plot or log our tracks on the GPS, as it was really simple -

From Oxford - A44 - Woodstock - Chipping Norton - A436 - Stow-on-the-Wold - B4077 - Stanway - Tewkesbury - A438 - Ledbury - Hereford - Hay-on-Wye. In Hay you turn southeast towards Capel-y-ffin (unsuitable for coaches... :D) - Gospel Pass - Capel-y-ffin - Llanthony - Llanvihangel Crucorney - A465. We turned left back to Hereford, but as mentioned above, I would recommend to turn right to Abergavenny for a Welsh Tea Cake... :augie

Mind you, the little lane branching off the A465 to Longtown and Craswall Priory (taking you back to Hay) looks quite interesting as well.

So many roads, so little time... :mmmm
 


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