how to pay for petrol real fast...........

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Always carry a tenner in your pocket, fill the tank up to exactly that amount then in you go to pay, if there is a queue no worries, simply walk to the front and slop your dosh on the table with words to the effect of 'ten quid pump 4 love' (if its a lady type person) or 'ten quid pump 4 mate (if its a man type person). You aint waiting for change and if you don't need a receipt you're sorted.

Works a treat every time, bit like filtering really, but with your feet.

No need to take off the helmet and if its hot you get loadsa sympathy cause they think, rightly, that you are boiling up under all that gear.

Go on, try it, you know you want to!
 
Satnav said:
Always carry a tenner in your pocket, fill the tank up to exactly that amount then in you go to pay, if there is a queue no worries, simply walk to the front and slop your dosh on the table with words to the effect of 'ten quid pump 4 love' (if its a lady type person) or 'ten quid pump 4 mate (if its a man type person). You aint waiting for change and if you don't need a receipt you're sorted.

Works a treat every time, bit like filtering really, but with your feet.

No need to take off the helmet and if its hot you get loadsa sympathy cause they think, rightly, that you are boiling up under all that gear.

Go on, try it, you know you want to!
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Let us know when your going to try it down here, it will be worth watching.
 
My mate did that in the lakes only to be pulled over later by the boys in blue,to ask why he did't pay for his fuel earlier that day? With no recipt it was hard going!! So be warned you may not save a lot of time!!!:nono
 
graham said:
My mate did that in the lakes only to be pulled over later by the boys in blue,to ask why he did't pay for his fuel earlier that day? With no recipt it was hard going!! So be warned you may not save a lot of time!!!:nono
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Perhaps make sure that the cashier has a CCTV camera recording the goings on at the counter.

But how do you get your loyalty points?

Greg
 
And give a thought to the poor cashier. Some bloke with a crash helmet comes storming to the front of the queue. The poor bugger behind the till is probably shitting himself.

Do everyone a favour and wait your turn.

Cheers

Dick
 
A lot of the supermarkets down here have the snazzy stick-your-card-in-my-slot pumps........you can fuel up, pay and leave without ever getting off the bike or taking your lid off. :thumb
 
Fill your tank 1/3 full with gravel - that way you'll only be able to get a tenner in.

It also filters out bigger stones as well.
 
motomartin said:
Fill your tank 1/3 full with gravel - that way you'll only be able to get a tenner in.

It also filters out bigger stones as well.
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You kill me dude!

:hapybnce:

Loyalty card is lying on some texaco cashiers face after he promtly told me he can't put the points on because he already rang the amount up. I said bollox several other stations have done it before so take this loyalty and stick where the sun don't shine:shoot:

Now I am on asda premuim.....:eek:
 
I always wondered what the difference in fuel from supermarkets and your compnies like BP, With one of my old bike (TDM850) never seemed quite so responsive when i used Tesco Fuel.
 
Satnav said:
Always carry a tenner in your pocket, fill the tank up to exactly that amount then in you go to pay, if there is a queue no worries, simply walk to the front and slop your dosh on the table with words to the effect of 'ten quid pump 4 love' (if its a lady type person) or 'ten quid pump 4 mate (if its a man type person). You aint waiting for change and if you don't need a receipt you're sorted.

Works a treat every time, bit like filtering really, but with your feet.

No need to take off the helmet and if its hot you get loadsa sympathy cause they think, rightly, that you are boiling up under all that gear.

Go on, try it, you know you want to! [/QUOTE

Why does it have to be pump 4 ?
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Re: Re: how to pay for petrol real fast...........

I like pump 2, it's nearer the exit and dosn't have as many diesel spills as the others.


(This is a regional preferance, i.e the Jet Station on the A52 just after Bingham)

:)
 
????

I thought u Poms liked queuing.

I thought it was a national hobby.

I had heard even if there was a queue u wood join it just to get to the front

I thought queue jumping was an offence with capital punishment in Pomgolia

is all I have heard incorrect ?????

PS. Is it the same in Eire as I saw Billy Clinton on TV the other night in Dublin relesing his book and hundreds of people were queued up. Even saw 1 lady running to join the queue.
 
I thought u Poms liked queuing.

And I suppose with all the sheep down under, you lads don't have to queue. Not even for the pretty ones.:D
 
There aren't any pretty NZ blokes !! :) :)

in fact - i think the sheep are better looking.

only the female ones - obviously.



jeez - it didn't take me long to acclimatise - did it ?
must be s'thing in the water over here
 
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