A few years ago an aquaintace had a for Thames Van
Very old, only taken to shows, but still at that time had to have an MOT.
It went everywhere in a cloud of smoke.
He dumped in a can of Slick 50 or something like that, drove to near the MOT centre, and drained the oil out.
In he went. Vehicle passed.
He drove out and refilled it with the drained oil.