How's your preparation going?

[WOODY]

Passports packed.

Local sheckles obtained at the post office.. got a good exchange rate too

Tyres kicked etc

Do they have shops in Oonyackistan or do we need to bring our own fire water

Wot ..they got money in Oonyackistan I was bringing a pannier full of beads mirrors and hatchets to trade with the locals

 

[POG]

Wot ..they got money in Oonyackistan I was bringing a pannier full of beads mirrors and hatchets to trade with the locals

headlight units and ignition keys go down awwwffy well

 

[Deleted account W]

Spent a lot of today tearing the garage apart trying to find my tent. No luck yet, have a feeling I may have lent it to someone

Bikes OK, just need to fit new rear brake pads.

Need gas for my stove, some food to cook on it and some cans of G&T.

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

now i think i'll start my list


cans of G&T















that's enough organising for now... you need to pace yoursel on these long trips

 

[WOODY]

Gas for stove cheers Kev

 

[Steptoe]

Haven't a scooby what i'm doing at the moment.

Looks like i could be leaving friday morning, i'll have to fit my burnt number plate.

 

[Uinneag]

Haven't a scooby what i'm doing at the moment.

Looks like i could be leaving friday morning, i'll have to fit my burnt number plate.

Make sure it's really really early

You have a pound throwing title to defend

 

[Shep]

Just fitted a set of pre-scrubbed tyres I had kicking around, filled up with petrol £38.90

Just got to find my Ipod and thats it, pack and go

Spending wednesday night looking for a comfey ditch for Watton to sleep in, it's gonna have to be close to my hotel cos I don't want him getting lonely.

Shep

 

[Sir James]

Just put my panniers on and getting out tent for the inevitable

( 2 faced TW@T , bless him )

Wobble , Weave and Crabalot

PS .............. Wave as you ride by

 

[Shep]

Just put my panniers on and getting out tent for the inevitable

( 2 faced TW@T , bless him )

Wobble , Weave and Crabalot

PS .............. Wave as you ride by

Go on then I'll ask, what happened to the Campervan then?

Did you not get your bike fixed??

Shep

 

[Sir James]

Go on then I'll ask, what happened to the Campervan then?

Did you not get your bike fixed??

Shep

It was his idea for me to lend it , he offered me it for the trip to Skye

Done him alot of big favours before including last week

I had to sit in a resturant with the social elite of Ripon and listen to there bullshit and bragging while he sold bollocks and more bullshit to them , i only had to talk and keep a few people on there own kind of entertained

I'll see you on Sunday he said

Still waiting , not supprised , kind of one way realationship

He left for London on Squeezy Jet this morning

No message and phone switched of all weekend

( You Pretentious Mincing COCK )

PS , Ive had your wife and she said your crap

Meanwhile back at the ranch

ABS and Servo Meanded , borrowed a spare front wheel and i'll give it ago tomorrow

If to bad i can borrow a people carrier or a white van and a mattress

Prefer the bike though

Where you going to be Wednesday night

 

[Shep]

It was his idea for me to lend it , he offered me it for the trip to Skye

Done him alot of big favours before including last week

I had to sit in a resturant with the social elite of Ripon and listen to there bullshit and bragging while he sold bollocks and more bullshit to them , i only had to talk and keep a few people on there own kind of entertained

I'll see you on Sunday he said

Still waiting , not supprised , kind of one way realationship

He left for London on Squeezy Jet this morning

No message and phone switched of all weekend

( You Pretentious Mincing COCK )

PS , Ive had your wife and she said your crap

Meanwhile back at the ranch

ABS and Servo Meanded , borrowed a spare front wheel and i'll give it ago tomorrow

If to bad i can borrow a people carrier or a white van and a mattress

Prefer the bike though

Where you going to be Wednesday night

You and Kev not getting on then????

Wednesday night i'd hope to be in the Borders somewhere south of Edinburgh but who knows, i only need a puncture and i'll be bollixd

Keep yer phone on, i'm meant to be picking up Kev on the way through Newark at around 1500-1600 Wednesday I'll ring him from Ness point so we know what pace i'm keeping. So if you can make it up with him you can join in when we come past your gaff

Shep

 

[Steptoe]

You have a pound throwing title to defend

The One throw champion.

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

The One throw champion.

fecking yoyo made out of pound coins more like

 

[Melanie Cheeks]

Hair done.
Aspirins bought.
Bedraggled map located, folded, and stuffed into tank bag.
Buff washed.

 

[Thunder]

Buff washed.

Nothing like a freshly washed buff IMPO

 

[Deleted Member I]

It was his idea for me to lend it , he offered me it for the trip to Skye

Done him alot of big favours before including last week

I had to sit in a resturant with the social elite of Ripon and listen to there bullshit and bragging while he sold bollocks and more bullshit to them , i only had to talk and keep a few people on there own kind of entertained

I'll see you on Sunday he said

Still waiting , not supprised , kind of one way realationship

He left for London on Squeezy Jet this morning

No message and phone switched of all weekend

( You Pretentious Mincing COCK )

PS , Ive had your wife and she said your crap

Meanwhile back at the ranch

ABS and Servo Meanded , borrowed a spare front wheel and i'll give it ago tomorrow

If to bad i can borrow a people carrier or a white van and a mattress

Prefer the bike though

Where you going to be Wednesday night

You are not bitter James ... are you

 

[The Foolish Fellow]

goin well

whadaya think ?

 

[Rushy]

Jeesus , how do you reach the pegs. Thank christ you didnt buy the 'S'

 

[WOODY]

Food packed, midge spray packed, fishing gear packed, tent bed and bag loaded, tunes loaded, monkey strapped on. Im ready for the off cant wait to get going now........BRING IT ON onyack