Irish passport eligibility question.

Jack Charlton took a fishing holiday in Kenya before the World cup.
On the other bank of the river was a young native lad doing magic with a coconut, feet head knees.
Jack thought I will have to find out if this lad has an Irish Grandparent.

Six months later Jack is in Lansdown Road with the Irish squad and he says:
T-a-k-e t-h-e b-a-l-l
a-n-d p-u-t t-h-e b-a-l-l i-n t-h-e n-e-t.
The young native lad said: excuse me mister Charlton I went to missionary school
and I speak perfectly good English.

Jack says : No No......................................


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................................. I was talking to Tony Cascarino.
 
Good old Cas, not the sharpest tool in the box.
I remember watching him playing for Celtic at Falkirk on one occasion. He came on as substitute for Pierce O'Leary at centre half & Simon Stainrod gave him the absolute runaround. Cas was substituted off within about 25 minutes.
He was no better at centre half than he was at centre forward.
 


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