Doug
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nobody but us taffs look in here so-
3 Dads to be are outside the maternity room, a welshman, a west indian and an englishman, the midwife comes out and says 'your wives have had 3 healthy babies but I'm afraid we've mixed them up! we thought you might be able to sort them out, the welshman runs in and grabs the west indian baby and says 'this is my boy!! The midwife says 'are you sure Mr Jones?!! No I'm not but one of those little ****s is english and I ain't taking no chances!
3 Dads to be are outside the maternity room, a welshman, a west indian and an englishman, the midwife comes out and says 'your wives have had 3 healthy babies but I'm afraid we've mixed them up! we thought you might be able to sort them out, the welshman runs in and grabs the west indian baby and says 'this is my boy!! The midwife says 'are you sure Mr Jones?!! No I'm not but one of those little ****s is english and I ain't taking no chances!
