Cheeky fecker, good job your so small as my hand may miss your head as it tries to reach down and bash you one. But then a kick up the bum is much easier! Although if you are dressed as a disney character will I get done for cruelty to small creatures......
Dishes who does dishes there are such things as burnable paper plates etc. Disposable barbecue, burnable wooden implements and paper plates works for me every time. In fact I might not even bother with food this time and stick to the alcohol just means the daytime drinkers will have to walk back from the pub!