Laird of Berwicks troops massing on the Border

[forry]

25000 troops have taken up residence in the Towns Barricks and the town is now under 24hr guard you have been warned we'll fight to the Death


http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1305012,00.html

 

[Uinneag]

Oonyackistani forces sending in advisors

Forry on Tweed to be declared an independant state

 

[arcboutant]

'onyackistani forces sending in advisors'

who will visit Fife on the way down to see how to retain a Kingdomship 'when all around are losing theirs'.onyack

 

[MikeP]

Typical Jockinese colonialism!

I happen to be a Freeman of that outpost of civilisation. Just may have to return and exercise my right to enter the town "Colours unfurled, drums beating and bayonets fixed!"

No appeasement! (It's the Sudetenland all over again!)

 

[(RIP) petcul]

25000 troops have taken up residence in the Towns Barricks and the town is now under 24hr guard you have been warned we'll fight to the Death


http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1305012,00.html

Why don't you finally declare peace with the Russians?

 

[Thunder]

I recommend a best of 3 rock paper scissors to decide the outcome!

 

[wilbjr21]

That's just not fair - why can't the whole of England vote for the SNP

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

25000 troops my arse..... Forry you're getting Flashbacks

It's really 25 OAP's outside the Post Office waiting to get their pension


The up side... at least when you play football or rugby others won't hate you any more

 

[forry]

Riding the bounds tonight on the GS

Can't get moved for bloody camera crews

 

[Aidan1150]

What's to worry about? Aren't you Scottish anyway Forry?

 

[Deleted account rno]

I hear that to appease everyone, Berwick On Twat shall be known henceforth as being half Scottish and half English. They are to use one half of each country's name and are to say that it is situated in SCOTland/EngLAND

Seems fair enough to me.

 

[Deleted account rno]

Just think, Forry...

...Nae mair abject failure and utter humiliation at World Cups and Euro Championships

 

[Aidan1150]

...Nae mair abject failure and utter humiliation at World Cups and Euro Championships

Ah, now I get it................he really want's to be German.

 

[Sir James]

25000 troops have taken up residence in the Towns Barricks and the town is now under 24hr guard you have been warned we'll fight to the Death


http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1305012,00.html

So does this mean your going to become An Asylum Seeker .........

More bloody foreigners ..........

 

[garfield]

The Burgh of Dalkeith, 3rd Company, 1st Armoured Batallion has been called into service....because we're supporting the Scottish Parliament they've agreed that we can get all of your land to house our many eastern european friends who are in desperate need of houses and jobs.....

onyack onyack onyack onyack onyack onyack

 

[Blackal]

Oonyackistani forces sending in advisors

Spotted passing the Green Welly at Tyndrum

Al

 

[Deleted account rno]

Oonyackistani forces sending in advisors

Tell them tae send ane doon here. I'm needin' a new visor

 

[hibee]

Please please please don't wake up Fife.................It'll be the end of civilisation as we know it!................Trust me on this one!


David

 

[G.C.]

Spotted passing the Green Welly at Tyndrum

Al

Which one is Forry?

 

[forry]

Oonyackistani forces sending in advisors

Forry on Tweed to be declared an independant state

You'll never take me alive