Miss Scotland

[Deleted account rno]

I'm thinkin' o' enterin' Miss Scotland.

I've got some Rohypnol...

 

[Uinneag]

Fife's latest entry

 

[Deleted account rno]

Fife's latest entry

Is Boyle her real name or her nickname?

 

[Doug]

I thought you were giving advice

 

[Deleted account rno]

I thought you were giving advice

I try my best but naebody listens

 

[Uinneag]

I try my best but naebody listens

eh!
.

 

[Mort]

My mate picked up a couple of your Scots ladies recently

 

[garfield]

My mate picked up a couple of your Scots ladies recently

they'll be those sexy cage dancers you get in Ayrshire.....

 

[Mort]

they'll be those sexy cage dancers you get in Ayrshire.....

Grandma........

 

[Decster]

My mate picked up a couple of your Scots ladies recently

i think they are FEB escapees being brought back and thrown over the wall...

 

[Mort]

i think they are FEB escapees being brought back and thrown over the wall...

Nope, they were cought with pockets full of Tunnocks caramels......deep fried......in lard

 

[STUBBS]

the dress section should be good for a laugh

 

[Steve B]

I'm thinkin' o' enterin' Miss Scotland.

You'll get my vote but not until I see the bikini section first.

 

[DavidHale]

You'll get my vote but not until I see the bikini section first.

So long as he waxes first.

 

[Uinneag]

So long as he waxes first.

If it's anything like his head it shouldn't be a problem