Need help translating the instructions

[Deleted account 220427002]

I just can't get my head around this?

i hope you can help

 

[Fanum]

Don't you know nuffink?

PM our Tarquin......he'll set you right

 

[Gecko]

whats the problem - it all seems very straightforward.
It say first consume 12 bottles of Stella Artois then set to it with your tools No need to thank me

 

[Deleted account 231211001]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!