New Bike meet starts tonight

[Engineer]

At the Cross Keys, Upwood, Cambridgeshire - according to MCN today.

I might pop along straight from work for a gander.

 

[RedRick Esq.]

Fucking bike night wankers

Ride 20 miles to a crap pub, stand around talking bollocks for 2 hours with heroes who have knee sliders that have been on an angle grinder.
Tales of derring do and my cock is bigger than your cock etc etc

ride 20 miles home again usually like a prick and tell the wife what a riding God you are

Fucking bike nights should be outlawed and the Cnuts that go to them should just ride their bikes for 3 hours instead

I fucking hate bike nights

 

[Chicken]

Fucking bike night wankers

Ride 20 miles to a crap pub, stand around talking bollocks for 2 hours with heroes who have knee sliders that have been on an angle grinder.
Tales of derring do and my cock is bigger than your cock etc etc

ride 20 miles home again usually like a prick and tell the wife what a riding God you are

Fucking bike nights should be outlawed and the Cnuts that go to them should just ride their bikes for 3 hours instead

I fucking hate bike nights

You won't be going then

 

[Traffic893]

Fucking bike night wankers

Ride 20 miles to a crap pub, stand around talking bollocks for 2 hours with heroes who have knee sliders that have been on an angle grinder.
Tales of derring do and my cock is bigger than your cock etc etc

ride 20 miles home again usually like a prick and tell the wife what a riding God you are

Fucking bike nights should be outlawed and the Cnuts that go to them should just ride their bikes for 3 hours instead

I fucking hate bike nights

I'm sensing you're not a bike night man....LoL

 

[David Nimrod]

Fucking bike night wankers

Ride 20 miles to a crap pub, stand around talking bollocks for 2 hours with heroes who have knee sliders that have been on an angle grinder.
Tales of derring do and my cock is bigger than your cock etc etc

ride 20 miles home again usually like a prick and tell the wife what a riding God you are

Fucking bike nights should be outlawed and the Cnuts that go to them should just ride their bikes for 3 hours instead

I fucking hate bike nights

He shoots... He scores!

 

[ButtonMoon]

Fucking bike night wankers

Ride 20 miles to a crap pub, stand around talking bollocks for 2 hours with heroes who have knee sliders that have been on an angle grinder.
Tales of derring do and my cock is bigger than your cock etc etc

ride 20 miles home again usually like a prick and tell the wife what a riding God you are

Fucking bike nights should be outlawed and the Cnuts that go to them should just ride their bikes for 3 hours instead

I fucking hate bike nights

I thought you were picking me up ???
I got those angle grinding wheels you wanted.

 

[Engineer]

Fucking bike night wankers

Ride 20 miles to a crap pub, stand around talking bollocks for 2 hours with heroes who have knee sliders that have been on an angle grinder.
Tales of derring do and my cock is bigger than your cock etc etc

ride 20 miles home again usually like a prick and tell the wife what a riding God you are

Fucking bike nights should be outlawed and the Cnuts that go to them should just ride their bikes for 3 hours instead

I fucking hate bike nights

Just like UKGSER then I am on the bike anyway and this one is new and will make my commute home more interesting than normal.

I shall naturally ride the roads like a god on the way home and regail my tales of derring do to the girlfriend on Friday evening.

 

[David Nimrod]

...regail (sic) my tales of derring do to the girlfriend on Friday evening.

Poor Cow

 

[Engineer]

Poor Cow

She loves it

 

[David Nimrod]

She loves it

I bet she does


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[polecat]

Fucking bike night wankers

Ride 20 miles to a crap pub, stand around talking bollocks for 2 hours with heroes who have knee sliders that have been on an angle grinder.
Tales of derring do and my cock is bigger than your cock etc etc

ride 20 miles home again usually like a prick and tell the wife what a riding God you are

Fucking bike nights should be outlawed and the Cnuts that go to them should just ride their bikes for 3 hours instead

I fucking hate bike nights

See you there then Rick?

 

[Stevie4scoops]

I'll be going to the Gloucestershire bike meet with around 300 others as soon as it starts!