Number 1
The platform soled Altberg boot.
This company will make made to measure footwear.
3" platforms sir, certainly, plain or sparkly ?
Number 2
The hydraulic seat.
This would raise automatically at 15 mph to give true GS stature. It would lower again at same speed when decelerating or at the push of a convieniently placed button.
Number 3
The automatic tyre inflator/deflator.
This would perform the same function as the hydraulic seat, but may have a slower action. One advantage would be a pleasing hiss when slowing down alongside a bus queue or similar admiring crowd.
A combination of all 3 cunning devices would mean GS access to everyone taller than Jimmy Krankie.
The platform soled Altberg boot.
This company will make made to measure footwear.
3" platforms sir, certainly, plain or sparkly ?
Number 2
The hydraulic seat.
This would raise automatically at 15 mph to give true GS stature. It would lower again at same speed when decelerating or at the push of a convieniently placed button.
Number 3
The automatic tyre inflator/deflator.
This would perform the same function as the hydraulic seat, but may have a slower action. One advantage would be a pleasing hiss when slowing down alongside a bus queue or similar admiring crowd.
A combination of all 3 cunning devices would mean GS access to everyone taller than Jimmy Krankie.
