Newcastle Airport Is Closed Due To A Dust Cloud ..

[Sir James]

Sky News have reported that a cleaner opened up Le Toons Trophy Cabinet .....


SKANKS .......


Come On Forest ..................

 

[Beetle2112]

Forest been promoted yet ?

 

[Sir James]

All in good time my Chunky Little Chum ..........

 

[Steve V]

so so true

 

[MacFarlane]

Forest been promoted yet ?

All in good time my Chunky Little Chum ..........

A Fashionable Forest Fan is walking his 3 legged dog called tripod when he finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a lo and behold, a genie pops out.

Genie - I am the genie of the lamp and I grant you one wish.

Fashionable Forest Fan - Could you make my dog win Cruffs.

Genie - What ? with three legs, not a chance mate, wish again.

Fashionable Forest Fan - Could you make Forest get promotion to the Premier league?

Genie - Let's have another look at that dog...............

No Mackems were hurt in the manufacture of this joke

 

[Mr K]

You know; You stop noticing the 'planes flying over after a while on the flight-path......now it seems really quiet.....

 

[Beetle2112]

You know; You stop noticing the 'planes flying over after a while on the flight-path......now it seems really quiet.....

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