Was stuck in Gatwick Airport Today and while wandering aboot saw a bloke dishin oot free samples ow whisky.
Monkey Shoulder the stuff was, tripple malt, ah think he said Speyside Malts but ah got fed up listenin tae him.
Noo am nae expert bit the bloke was dishin the stuff oot mixed way apple juice and served way a slice ow banana FFS.
Ah could jist imagine Ronnie bee-in there and gettin dragged away by the polis screamin sacralidge.
Monkey Shoulder the stuff was, tripple malt, ah think he said Speyside Malts but ah got fed up listenin tae him.
Noo am nae expert bit the bloke was dishin the stuff oot mixed way apple juice and served way a slice ow banana FFS.
Ah could jist imagine Ronnie bee-in there and gettin dragged away by the polis screamin sacralidge.

