Not Sure What To Get The Person That Has Everything?

garfield

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I discovered the unique gift of royalty as a means to impressing everyone!

http://become-a-lord.co.uk/

And what's important is it's only 47 Dollars to get the amazingly unique gift of personal ownership of Scottish land and a title of royalty! ......:ChrisKelly

is it to good to be true.....:duno ...... I've started on Jura, next the world ..... :oonyack
 
I wasn't gonna admit to this, but Mrs Swollocks got me one of these a couple of Christmas ago.

http://www.lochaberhighlandestates.com/

She did it so we could own a wee bit of the Highlands.... nice certificate.

One just hasn't got round to getting one's title added to one's driving licence, credit card or cheque book yet.
 
I wiz thinking of this as part of my good lady's 40th, but since we already own oor hoose I didn't think the need to dae it since appartently we're already laird and lady o Carmyle :)
 
For someone that has everything get them fuk all.:clap

I have loads of fuk all in my bank account and I am willing to sell some to you to give to your friend:thumb2

With the rise of the Euro and the pound dropping, it has affected fuk all.

But to you Garfud I can fill a :Tesco poke full to the brim with fuk all for £100 cash, ye can't get fairer than that:thumb2



Then your mate who has everything can have fuk all too and be a very happy bunny:JB

PM me if ye want me to bring along tonight so I can arrange my panniers to carry fuk all to Floyds doo
 
I just found out that one of the SS has been elevated on the back of this thread.....I'm sure he'll be along soon Lording it up over us.....:P
 
Yes ...its me ... Laird Den and Lady Louise.

25th wedding anny next Saturday. Struggling to find her anything of significance.
A complete lot of useless tosh, but a nice silly gesture ..... I think ??
 
Yes ...its me ... Laird Den and Lady Louise.

25th wedding anny next Saturday. Struggling to find her anything of significance.
A complete lot of useless tosh, but a nice silly gesture ..... I think ??



you'll have to be careful she doesn't have a desire to ravish the stable lad or gardener or pool cleaner....:D
 


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