O Tricky

[Melch]

Get in the fucking sea.

Giss a go mister! (Will you have it Sunday?) I've never been scared at breakfast before.

 

[twizzle]

Not bought yet..........it's a plan.... Not an actual purchase yet.

But certainly my next addition.

 

[Melch]

Not bought yet..........it's a plan.... Not an actual purchase yet.

But certainly my next addition.

Ah...ok....one of them.

 

[Ex-Call Centre Chimp]

I'm going to buy an R1 - I need speed in my life, proper eye watering going as fast as fuck speed. The sort of, I don't give a shit speed, I'm going to ride in a blur of speed fuckfast speed.

I can do this for £3,500 - and when I'm bored I can sell it for £3,500...

Watch this space - i'm going back to my roots ..... Jap inline 4's its the future I tell eeeeee....... BMW have fucked the job with £18k GS's....... i'm fucking off back to the land of Nippon - Africa Twins for £70 pcm - 1200 Super Tens ( Proper unbreakable as well ) for £10k new........

Wooooooo Hoooooooo I'm so happy I could shit purple rain - The R1 is going to be BLACK - With Akro underseat exhausts - it's going to be FUCKING epic................................................



Tonight i'm going to get proper pissed as well.........


And i'm meeting Melch for a proper FAT BOYS breakfast on Sunday !

Perfect....




Bit manic here
..........

That's the spirit, sounds just about perfect.
A GS for comfy touring, a Harley for swaggering, & a proper Sports bike for proper frightening yourself proper stupid. All you need is a little dirt bike for proper off road-ing & your life is complete.

Say 'Word' to Melch from me when you see him please.

 

[Tricky]

“It’s a Plan”.

Rewind the repetitive Twinkle tape then!

I’m planning on watching “History if the V Rod” tonight on YouTube whilst drinking my way through half a pint of port.

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

Weren't you gonna get a R1 a couple of years ago Twizzle? And I'm sure I laughed at the thought of you fitting the bike?? And I'm even surer that you came back at me saying you fit the bike???

I didn't believe it then, I don't believe it now and I'm still laughing

Tell you what, I'm off to the Stafford Classic Bike show tomorrow, let me find you something sensible that's commiserate with your stage in life.............

Andres

 

[Melch]

Say 'Word' to Melch from me when you see him please.

I shall get Twizz to say "Yo, word up Timaloy" to you when I see him too.

 

[Norfolk Tiger]

Tell you what, I'm off to the Stafford Classic Bike show tomorrow
Andres

Are you going on the Guzzi?

 

[Melch]

Weren't you gonna get a R1 a couple of years ago Twizzle? And I'm sure I laughed at the thought of you fitting the bike?? And I'm even surer that you came back at me saying you fit the bike???

I didn't believe it then, I don't believe it now and I'm still laughing

Tell you what, I'm off to the Stafford Classic Bike show tomorrow, let me find you something sensible that's commiserate with your stage in life.............

Andres

God, you're so sizeist. Lets all laugh at the big fella because everyone knows big fellas have no feelings.

 

[twizzle]

history IF the VROOD?

what's that then...?

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

Are you going on the Guzzi?

Fuck off.

God, you're so sizeist. Lets all laugh at the big fella because everyone knows big fellas have no feelings.

So...........you telling me you wouldn't laugh your tits off seeing the gigantium bent up double trying to fit into an R1??????

Andres

 

[twizzle]

The thing about being "big" is that I'm "big" all the time, in my car, walking down the street in a plane, on a motorcycle.

I look "big" everywhere.......

Now, I don't judge a motorcycle on how I look on it... As I'm "big" on them all..............I judge it on if I "fit" on it - this is different.... If I "fit" on it... I can ride it.....I can "fit" on an R1 but not on a Gixxer thou... As an example.

I look a cock on everything.

 

[Melch]

Fuck off.



So...........you telling me you wouldn't laugh your tits off seeing the gigantium bent up double trying to fit into an R1??????

Andres

No, I would tell him he looked fabulous on it, especially in some tight one piece leathers with a hump that makes him walk like a pregnant duck.

 

[Ex-Call Centre Chimp]

Tell you what, I'm off to the Stafford Classic Bike show tomorrow, let me find you something sensible that's commiserate with your stage in life.............

Andres

If you see a mint, white & red RD400E (or F), UK bike, matching no.s at a sensible price, do an HPI check on it for me & if everything comes up looking good, be a love & stick a deposit on it for me will ya?
I'll pay you back next time I see you, promise.

Failing that, have a banging time Yoof.

 

[Norfolk Tiger]

God, you're so sizeist. Lets all laugh at the big fella because everyone knows big fellas have no feelings.

Fuck off.


So...........you telling me you wouldn't laugh your tits off seeing the gigantium bent up double trying to fit into an R1??????

Andres

Where is the peace and love it's a good job I've just had a nice steak or I'd be most upset

 

[Ex-Call Centre Chimp]

I shall get Twizz to say "Yo, word up Timaloy" to you when I see him too.

Sorted though. Innit.

 

[Melch]

Sorted though. Innit.

Straight bruv.

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

No, I would tell him he looked fabulous on it, especially in some tight one piece leathers with a hump that makes him walk like a pregnant duck.

And that, Melch my dear, is why you are a far better man than I.

Andres

Bet you'd be laughing your tits off deep down inside. You would, wouldn't you. Goooooooo on, admit it........

 

[twizzle]

I used to have a Red & White Speedblock RD 400E... I followed it through a garden fence once - after miss judging a corner...

Kicked the forks straight and rode home with indicators in my pocket.... Sold it around 1981 to buy a CB900FZ..

Can't remember what I sold it for...

 

[twizzle]

kunts... All of you.