O Tricky

[Deleted account 211025001]

Where is the peace and love it's a good job I've just had a nice steak or I'd be most upset

Tofu steak I hope my dear and good friend

If you see a mint, white & red RD400E (or F), UK bike, matching no.s at a sensible price, do an HPI check on it for me & if everything comes up looking good, be a love & stick a deposit on it for me will ya?
I'll pay you back next time I see you, promise.

Failing that, have a banging time Yoof.

It will be my pleasurel

Sensible price you say? No problem..........................

Andres

 

[Melch]

Bet you'd be laughing your tits off deep down inside. You would, wouldn't you. Goooooooo on, admit it........

Only behind his back

 

[Norfolk Tiger]

Tofu steak I hope my dear and good friend

Andres

Tofu that's a strange name for a cow

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

Only behind his back

Our little secret........................

Andres

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

Tofu that's a strange name for a cow

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Andres

 

[Uncle Rob]

There was a time when disability & frailty were stigmatised. Those with mobility problems kept apart from society in their little blue spazwagons.

But times move on, attitudes in society change and progress to the point that these disadvantaged people can blend seamlessly into society in their understated, cool yet practical Gay-Rods .............it makes me so happy to see those in their twilight years catered for, nice one Uncle, I'm very happy for you. Very, very happy for you

Andres

Andres that has brought a tear to my eye thank you..

 

[twizzle]

I'm crying inside....

And that, Melch my dear, is why you are a far better man than I.

Andres

Bet you'd be laughing your tits off deep down inside. You would, wouldn't you. Goooooooo on, admit it........

Only behind his back

Our little secret........................

Andres

 

[Melch]

I'm crying inside....

See Andres.....see what you have done. I'm going to have to console him over a hot sausage on Sunday now.

 

[Uncle Rob]

See Andres.....see what you have done. I'm going to have to console his hot sausage on Sunday now.

be carful what you wish for....

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

be carful what you wish for....

I think I am going to kill you properly.

 

[Melch]

I think I am going to kill you properly.

Don't kill him improperly whatever you do.

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Don't kill him improperly whatever you do.

I could do it properly improperly.....Now there is an idea.....

 

[Deleted account 190117001]

I'm going to buy an R1 - I need speed in my life, proper eye watering going as fast as fuck speed. The sort of, I don't give a shit speed, I'm going to ride in a blur of speed fuckfast speed.

I can do this for £3,500 - and when I'm bored I can sell it for £3,500...

Watch this space - i'm going back to my roots ..... Jap inline 4's its the future I tell eeeeee....... BMW have fucked the job with £18k GS's....... i'm fucking off back to the land of Nippon - Africa Twins for £70 pcm - 1200 Super Tens ( Proper unbreakable as well ) for £10k new........

Wooooooo Hoooooooo I'm so happy I could shit purple rain - The R1 is going to be BLACK - With Akro underseat exhausts - it's going to be FUCKING epic................................................



Tonight i'm going to get proper pissed as well.........


And i'm meeting Melch for a proper FAT BOYS breakfast on Sunday !

Perfect....




Bit manic here
..........

Ok Dan just calm yourself.

Why do you want an R1 ?
Have you not scratched this fast bike itch previously in life ?

I have.
I've had a one year ban and a two year ban , ended up with 36 points on my license and very nearly jailed the second time for threatening to bite the fucking idiot copper who gave fucking evidence.
Very fast motorcycles are only any good for going very fucking fast, they are fucking shit at everything else, and they are for wannabe racers.
Is there a young girl egging you to buy a fast bike with the opportunity of fingering her once bought ?

This whole situation is not going to end well.
I could loan you a very fucking fast motorcycle and see how you get on with it, without having to buy one.

Is this fucking breakfast meet exclusive ?


Tamara.

 

[Uncle Rob]

Oi att over the last few years you have had plenty of opportunities but failed to seize the moment so go do one.....

 

[twizzle]

Dear Bez - the Breakfast meet is not exclusive - it I.S though at 0930 at the Woodbridge Cafe, Woodbridge Road in Guildford.

If you want an early start we will see you there....


Ref the fast bike/R1 thing... ignore me- I started early tonight and am fading fast...

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Oi att over the last few years you have had plenty of opportunities but failed to seize the moment so go do one.....

Aye, yer right......Each time I have felt pity for you and have been able to put my own selfish desires and discomfort to one side, in the event that your life shall continue......That is the sort of guy I really am, always thinking of others before myself.

 

[twizzle]

Aye, yer right......Each time I have felt pity for you and have been able to put my own selfish desires and discomfort to one side, in the event that your life shall continue......That is the sort of guy I really am, always thinking of others before myself.

You truly are a giving person.

 

[Uncle Rob]

we should go back to that cafe near oxford you know by the thames central to everyone,well sort of.

 

[Uncle Rob]

You truly are a giving person.

he's quite nice as well....

 

[twizzle]

Wallingford!!

Mr Melch and I will this time be in residence at the Woodbridge Cafe, Guildford. At 0930

You are welcome to join us should you be arsed!