Good grief, just posted last reply and longdog turns up injured too! well, hope you get better soon too!
by the way, hearing aboutthe possible graft target area reminds me of a rather good story about the young chap who is having trouble "getting things up" and turns to a plastic surgeon who specialises in muscle grafts..he tells the chap that the best he can hope is continuing and increasing disfunction and as our hero has many years in front of him and a stunningly gorgeous girlfriend he is very upset, to say the least! His surgeon suggests he considers a radical new technique involving a muscle transplant from an elephants trunk, and aftter some considerable heart searching and with understandable trepidation our chap gives the go ahead.
Some time later after successfully surviving the surgery and a somewhat unconfortable recovery period, he is dining out for the first time with his very attractive girlfriend, who is doing her best to make up for what has turned out to be a very long time without, well you know, without!
As they talk he feels an irrestible and unconfortable stirring in his trouser area, which he can only assuage by loosening his pants and unzipping his flies, this is embarassing enough, as you can imagine in a crowded restaurant, when lo and behold, his new trouser snake slides its head out onto the table, grans a breadbun, and then disappears!
His girlfriend is shocked, initially, then blushingly smiles and say " can you do that again?
Our hero, say "yes, but I'm not sure I can take another breadbun up my arse!"
hope all our invalids enjoyed that without offending our more sensitive souls
