Oh deep joy

[Udders]

So there I was carefully topping my oil up ready for a ride tomorrow and WALLOP! The frigging top on my oil bottle pops off and fills all the cooling fins on the head right up to the fecking top!
Arse!

 

[hank]

Just go out, and ride it like you stole it, safe in the knowledge that the smoke screen from the burning oil will obscure your number plate when you trigger the speed cameras.

 

[Ash]

oooooooooooopps
trying not to larf !