My quote was probably misleading - I was looking at the "Road Crew" photo at the bottom of the set.
I actually like Harley's quite a lot and - apart from the minor problem of being a time rich/money poor pensioner - would love to have one as a second bike. Twenty years ago I even spent three weeks riding a rented Glide around California and Nevada. Wouldn't have done it any other way. A fantastic holiday.
Just struggle a bit with some of the stuff that people add/do to them...