I said it was all my own fault - twice. I got outsmarted on the day.
This person thought it was fuckin' brilliant to be riding one of our wonderful quiet Scottish roads on a sunny day in a safe and smooth manner, only to be beaten by a sneaky bobby due to my failure to deploy 20/20 telescopic x-ray vision. And do you honestly never take your speedo up to 80mph?
Moaning? Yes, but isn't that what this place is all about. Would it have been OK to moan in the B&B section rather than the Scottish section where I thought it more pertinent to one of our favourite roads?
And my chin is indeed seriously hurting along with my pride.