Forgive me if you have heard it before, but it's soooo good 
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course my child. What may
I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way
you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will
question you" When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of
her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvellous
instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,
unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
Next!
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course my child. What may
I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way
you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will
question you" When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of
her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvellous
instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,
unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
Next!
