Mr K
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THE GEORDIE Thermometer
10 DEGREES --- Southerners turn on their heating.
People in Newcastle plant their gardens.
5 DEGREES --- Southerners shiver uncontrollably.
People in Newcastle Sunbathe.
ZERO DEGREES--- Southerners cars will not start.
People in Newcastle drive with their windows down.
- 5 DEGREES--- Southerners wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.
People in Newcastle throw on a t-shirt (girls wear miniskirts instead of
bikinis).
- 10 DEGREES--- Southerners begin to evacuate.
People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.
- 20 DEGREES--- Southern landlords turn up their heating.
People in Newcastle have their last BBQ before it gets cold.
- 25 DEGREES--- Southerners cease to exist.
People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket.
- 60 DEGREES--- Polar bears wonder if it is worth it.
Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers..
- 75 DEGREES--- Santa Claus abandons the North pole..
People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
- 115 DEGREES--- Alcohol freezes.
People in Newcastle get frustrated because the pubs are shut.
- 185 DEGREES--- Microbial life starts to disappear..
The cows on Newcastle town moor complain of farmers with cold hands.
- 275 DEGREES--- All Atomic motion stops.
People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.
- 300 DEGREES--- Hell freezes over.
Newcastle qualify for Europe
10 DEGREES --- Southerners turn on their heating.
People in Newcastle plant their gardens.
5 DEGREES --- Southerners shiver uncontrollably.
People in Newcastle Sunbathe.
ZERO DEGREES--- Southerners cars will not start.
People in Newcastle drive with their windows down.
- 5 DEGREES--- Southerners wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.
People in Newcastle throw on a t-shirt (girls wear miniskirts instead of
bikinis).
- 10 DEGREES--- Southerners begin to evacuate.
People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.
- 20 DEGREES--- Southern landlords turn up their heating.
People in Newcastle have their last BBQ before it gets cold.
- 25 DEGREES--- Southerners cease to exist.
People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket.
- 60 DEGREES--- Polar bears wonder if it is worth it.
Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers..
- 75 DEGREES--- Santa Claus abandons the North pole..
People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
- 115 DEGREES--- Alcohol freezes.
People in Newcastle get frustrated because the pubs are shut.
- 185 DEGREES--- Microbial life starts to disappear..
The cows on Newcastle town moor complain of farmers with cold hands.
- 275 DEGREES--- All Atomic motion stops.
People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.
- 300 DEGREES--- Hell freezes over.
Newcastle qualify for Europe
