SkyGod
What Tyre pressure you running
I Land from Jersey at 7pm tonight and don`t fancy the 202 miles in the rain tonight to get home. ( on the GS)
SO if you live within an hour of Gatwick, Ideally heading north then you`re my target market.
You put me up for the night and get to have my staggeringly Interesting company and you can name your tipple from duty free to be supped on my arrival.
I may even stretch to a chinese
No doubt I will be inundated with offers so get typing
PS.
If your misses is a Goddess and gets very flirty when drunk you will get preference.
SO if you live within an hour of Gatwick, Ideally heading north then you`re my target market.
You put me up for the night and get to have my staggeringly Interesting company and you can name your tipple from duty free to be supped on my arrival.

I may even stretch to a chinese
No doubt I will be inundated with offers so get typing

PS.
If your misses is a Goddess and gets very flirty when drunk you will get preference.




would have offered you the sofa