Scottish Christmas Doooooooooo

[Deleted account rno]

He lives with Trixibelle, he's used to pain and suffering

I wiz thinkin' mair o' the Water Torture technique.

That's when you pit too much water in his Isle o' Jura .

(Half a bottle in an 'oor. I still shak ma heid at that )

 

[Blackal]

(Half a bottle in an 'oor. I still shak ma heid at that )

Ah'd be if it wiz ma bottle he had a hawd o'

Al

 

[Stumpy]

Can someone get me a repair kit for my inflatable sheep, please?

Al

You won't be needing that if you're bunking up with Garfield.

I hear he's very gentle with the curious

 

[garfield]

You won't be needing that if you're bunking up with Garfield.

I hear he's very gentle with the curious

Al knows.....

 

[cunning fox]

Next time we get him oot on a run we should gie him some Ye Olde Worlde Gestapo Torture techniques

He lives with Trixibelle, he's used to pain and suffering

oooohhh! you are awful

 

[Packer]

I've thinking aboot this aw day

Is it banter or are you aggrieved over something as you seem to have enjoyed the ride outs this year that have been organised the Crafty kitchen, Wigwambams, Last weekend at the welly to mention a few that you were on, and there didn't seem any animosity.

I can't compare with any of the club runs as I didn't go on the one that was advertised on there site this year.

Oooohh jings, he can think for more than a minute. Plus he forgot to pretend he only has a ten word vocabulary consisting of four letter words.

You be carefull Johnny, you shouldn't over stress yourself

 

[Uinneag]

Oooohh jings, he can think for more than a minute. Plus he forgot to pretend he only has a ten word vocabulary consisting of four letter words.

You be carefull Johnny, you shouldn't over stress yourself

Is that a booking

Double or single

 

[trickday]

Put me down for a double room for Carole and my good self....

 

[Uinneag]

Put me down for a double room for Carole and my good self....

Already done

 

[simemus]

Hey no needin a room or a feed but would it be arite if i popped in for swally later on in the nite?

 

[Deleted account rno]

Hey no needin a room or a feed but would it be arite if i popped in for swally later on in the nite?

You soond like an auld tramp You'll fit in well

 

[Denis Milne]

Single for me please R.

 

[garfield]

Single for me please R.

'Herman' is off on his Schottländer beim Hinterstädtelfest trip now, all requests will be dealt with at a later date.....

Incidentally, have you considered our two 4 one offer.....the Blairwitch experience in October....(booking information can be found elsewhere in the SS....)

 

[AndyT]

I'm afraid I can't make this one guys as I will still be offshore I'll let you know if I get the sack between now and then

Have Fun

AndyT

 

[Sir James]

Go on then

Can i have a double please

PS , can Little Poppy bring her onyack Doggy

 

[H.R.H. Nashskye]

Go on then

Can i have a double please

PS , can Little Poppy bring her onyack Doggy

Hiya James, as far as the doggy goes get in touch with the hotel - www.bridgeofcallyhotel.com and they'll answer your question.

 

[Deleted Member I]

I'm afraid I can't make this one guys as I will still be offshore I'll let you know if I get the sack between now and then

Have Fun

AndyT

If you get the sack let me know .. I can find you a job

 

[Chaz]

Awright everyone,

Kinda booked on tae work that weekend but I might wangle a day or twa aff if there's room for a little yin?? Need to double check at work right enuff but I think it sounds like a blast! Bet its pissin doon tho!

 

[wully]

Bet its pissin doon tho!

It disnae rain inside the pub....

 

[Chaz]

It disnae rain inside the pub....

Spoken like a true patriot! Wis that no Wully Wallace that first said thatonyack