Sgt Bilco Caption Competition

[santrix]

fire away, he's a mod, he's fair game...

 

[Slowdown]

It's a text from the Mrs. It says :-

'That Twat Suit makes your beer gut look big'

 

[louisdut]

Where the Feck is Louis

 

[V2 TRV]

"I've got a treaded arse"

 

[santrix]

he hasn't bitten yet....

'ok who put superglue on the top of that helmet i was sniffing?'

 

[Terry NW]

just got a text telling him all is hair as gone south for the summer



ps i think i passed you guys last saturday morning , a quad and a ktm on a trailer , about 9 am ?

 

[Rushy]

OK boys we are lost......Ewan and Charley told me this fecking Nokia had sat nav built in......... thats the very last time I fall for product placement marketing.............right, anyone seen where I put my new Tour X??

 

[Sgt Bilco]

Aaah, gentleman. Just got back to find the peasants are revolting

Actually I was texting the present Mrs Bilco saying "if I ever want one of these feckin ktm`s, you may kick me in a painful place until it`s very painful".

Anyway Slowdown, it`s only half a twatsuit