Sheffied! Parsons Green & Longley

[mandoonsouf]

What feck happened - took SWMBO up north to visit the Aged Pees and seeing as though we still had a bit of daylight, I thought I would show her where i was dragged up.... was a SHIT HOLE .. what the hell .. it was like something out a war movie...put my footdown and got the hell out of there

 

[harry the cat]

Parsons what?

I think you've been away a while! It's called Parsons Cross. It's not exactly Surrey but then again it never was.

My first wife came from there, not that you should hold that against the place.

 

[Norm]

What feck happened - took SWMBO up north to visit the Aged Pees and seeing as though we still had a bit of daylight, I thought I would show her where i was dragged up.... was a SHIT HOLE .. what the hell .. it was like something out a war movie...put my footdown and got the hell out of there

Good job you didnt drive up thru wincobank and southey green then.

Or you could have dropped down to Fir Vale and thru Burngreave.

Helmund province has declined a twinnig invite, they're afraid it could reflect negatively on them in suggesting afghanistan is a dangerous place.

 

[harry the cat]

Tourism

I've got an idea Norm, we can put in for that job at the visitors centre.

We can run those 'grim up north' tours again.

 

[BeemerBaz]

No mention of 'The Manor' or Gleedless !

 

[Norm]

No mention of 'The Manor' or Gleedless !

Naah, Pussy cats now compared to Fir Vale n Burngreave.

 

[Norm]

I've got an idea Norm, we can put in for that job at the visitors centre.

We can run those 'grim up north' tours again.

As it happens I'm running a "Grim up North tour" next week 15th March and you are on it, you need to get them 600 miles done don't you.

Magnets using Old Grey for work and it'll be in for a service sooner than yours and then it will be faster, probably already is!!!!!

 

[harry the cat]

Grim up North?

Norm,

Forgot about that. I'll bring the whippets and the Tetley tea worker helmets.

Lets not take them suvverners anywhere pretty, we don't want them settling up here

 

[harry the cat]

Magnesium Magnet

And another thing

 

[harry the cat]

Magnesium Magnet

And another thing

It's getting bad Norm. She's even bought bigger boots. I'm not sure if that's for the 800 or I'm in for a kicking again. She'll never be quicker than me. Fear gives you great momentum

 

[esox]

Whats wrong with Longley?

What's the problem with the area where i live! No ones ever tried to nick my GS thats in an alarmed garage chained to a ground anchor and a cast iron drain pipe with my car parked two inches from the garage door, oh and a dog that barks if a spider farts in the house! If i lived down south i would be worried about it going AWOL

 

[Gauche Rider]

Come to think of it, I went to school in Fir Vale .

I only go through Burngreave now if I'm going from Worrall to the motorway. And no, I wouldn't stop

 

[Micky]

Good job you didnt drive up thru wincobank and southey green then.

Or you could have dropped down to Fir Vale and thru Burngreave.

Helmund province has declined a twinnig invite, they're afraid it could reflect negatively on them in suggesting afghanistan is a dangerous place.

That's nowt, you wanna come to Balby Telephone boxes blown out, bust shelter glass and puke cover the pavements. Give a hand signal here and your watch goes missing. Next door neighbour mugged on a Sunday morning at 8.30am for her earings

As per another thread ... what's happened to the 'great' in Great Britain

 

[(RIP) ugg]

The North

A government experiment, send all the scum into the good areas and the good people will keep them in check.....

great idea

now the scum outnumber the good members of the community by , well alot,

Now more and more ,scum are movin in to cohabit with other scum mates:drinkinpa


Realy great, fekin plan WDH do yer proud

ugg

 

[spot]

I have the dubious distinction of having been barred from the Magnet pub at Parsons cross. Got bored waiting for some of the lads to finish of their 3rd or 4th pint before a ride out so I backed my pre unit bonny in to the bar and gave it a bit of a rev through the reverse cone meggas used to be rough but decent in those days. Now its just a shit hole but there are worse places in most towns