I went into Warrs harley davidson emporium ( Harleys since 1924 blah blah blah) and couldn't believe the utter shite you can buy to "customise" your harley, and the ludicrous branded clothing 
I rolled up wearing just a shirt and jeans and noticed how all the other harley (nothing older than a near old) owners were in regulation harley badged clothing, all nice and ironed.....
So i tried on a selection of headgear, and the keen as mustard salesman couldn't do enough for me. I even had him serously believing i wanted a headscarf with some hair attached. Feck knows how i kept a straight face.
32 took some pictures

I rolled up wearing just a shirt and jeans and noticed how all the other harley (nothing older than a near old) owners were in regulation harley badged clothing, all nice and ironed.....
So i tried on a selection of headgear, and the keen as mustard salesman couldn't do enough for me. I even had him serously believing i wanted a headscarf with some hair attached. Feck knows how i kept a straight face.
32 took some pictures

Oh deary me.

