Any recomendations? I'm after a nice slow smallish river so wifey and I can try our newly aquired canoes.![]()
I think you're aiming too high.
Start off by buying a small pond from B&Q.......
Seriously, where the fekk are you going to put a river, and how do you get it home
Most of the rivers in Lincs at the mo` are very low, so I guess the ones in Norfolk would be too.
If it is your first time though, I would do it with others, it can all go wrong very quickly!
However, if the water is very shallow, just remember the muddy bottom is very deep....Deep mud can snap legs!
I know I didn`t, but it doesn`t matter now.....All in the past.

Coltishall is quiet this time of year;the river flows slowly - and there's a good pub . . .

I was going to suggest here
Its where the scouts put in ( if that's the term for it ) behind the power station. Should be nice and quiet this time of year , theres even a ramp to slide the canoe down into water
Disclaimer , its a few years since ive been.
That's nice and close too. I'll have a looky down there. Ta.
A pub you say?![]()
,what could possibly go wrong 
A canoe on L platesand a pub
,what could possibly go wrong
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Perfect innit.![]()
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I hear the the river yare around Yarmouth it's quite good at the moment![]()