So was this place realy a swingers hang out

[ktmmark]

Only from the blue fur on the bed/wardrobe/dressing table i think it may be true

 

[Ash]

about the only thing that resembled my room was the heater and kettle.

 

[alimey4u2]

Yeah, We were thinking of throwing the keys in but they all looked the same...

 

[ktmmark]

Wife has started to wonder what type of club i have joined

 

[Deleted account 210609001]

Yeah, We were thinking of throwing the keys in but they all looked the same...

We 1200 owners could have thrown in our faulty EWS rings...

 

[Mutley]

We wondered into a couple of the rooms on Sunday morning whilst the cleaners were about. One had some 'interesting' mirrors above a jacuzzi!

 

[IluvmyGS]

It wasn't quite as drastic as I'd been expecting . . . .BUT, it certainly had it's 'quirky' parts about it . . . not exactly the Hilton, but it was warm, comfy & dry . . . I did pity the poor Tossers out in the tents . . .so really, felt like I was in luxury when we plugged our little oil heater in and switched it on, and I boiled the kettle to put some water in me hot water bottle

Mind you, I'm glad I'd read the reviews before we left, otherwise it would have been a bit of a surprise!!

Shirley

PS Speaking of the kettle . . .it wasn't a kettle you wanted a hot drink out of . . .we were desperate for a brew, but the water tated right manky . . . due to the fact that some twit had got the scouring pad in there and the scratches had made the inside go a bit rusty ICK ICK ICK

 

[Paul G (BHT)]

We wondered into a couple of the rooms on Sunday morning whilst the cleaners were about. One had some 'interesting' mirrors above a jacuzzi!

Like this one

 

[Ash]

Like this one

I thought that was a birthing pool [some strange ritual]
i sat in it for hours! to no avail

 

[Mutley]

Like this one

That's the one

 

[brassmonkey001]

i sat in it for hours! to no avail

Syrup of figs usually does the trick.