.... so there I am, bowling along at about 80 on an N road towards Aurillac as straight as an arrow, middle of nowhere, no traffic, visibility superb.
Suddenly I've got a Gendarmarie in front of me, waving his arms frantically, no hi-vis vest, nearly ran the silly sod over.
His radar says 124kph in a 90kph zone, who am I to argue, he's got a gun, he's going to 'do' me, 90 Euros in cash, if I can't pay my bike will be IMPOUNDED and I will have to WALK TO AURILLAC (about 10km away) to visit the cashpoint. If my documents are not in order my bike will also be impounded.
In fact, I have enough cash on me and my documents are indeed in order. I offer to pay but am sent on my way with a warning ... lucky I think.
Be warned, be paranoid guys.

Suddenly I've got a Gendarmarie in front of me, waving his arms frantically, no hi-vis vest, nearly ran the silly sod over.
His radar says 124kph in a 90kph zone, who am I to argue, he's got a gun, he's going to 'do' me, 90 Euros in cash, if I can't pay my bike will be IMPOUNDED and I will have to WALK TO AURILLAC (about 10km away) to visit the cashpoint. If my documents are not in order my bike will also be impounded.
In fact, I have enough cash on me and my documents are indeed in order. I offer to pay but am sent on my way with a warning ... lucky I think.
Be warned, be paranoid guys.
Surprised you never got advance warning by people flashing their lights at you coming in the opposite direction, that's the usual form down here. The police are increasing patrols and speed traps, but you're still much, much more likely to get nicked in the UK than here, and as retroman says, they often let bikes off with a warning, depending on circumstances....
