Steptoes seat tassels

Well I heard that he made strippers' twirly pasties from them and gave them to his customers.
 
Well I heard from someone here that in fact he made Arab Straps out of them and gives them away to each customer....

umm, an "Arab Strap".....something tells me not to Google that.......
 
Until he came to Airhead Weekend, he was very proud of his tassels.

After he won his award for "Gayest Harley" he apparently couldn't cut them off fast enough.

But of course, "I was already planning to cut them off anyway":D

Yes Neil, of course you were....
 
I cut them off because they "dangled" into the oil tank whenever i checked the oil.
Which meant they then oiled up anything they flapped against. :ymca

And they "dangled" in the panniers whenever they were open and used to get caught in the lids when closing them. .

And they got caught around the bungees and straps whenever i packed the bags on the back to go away.

The sole reason i kept them for so long was because they looked so gay and annoyed people .
 
I cut them off because they "dangled" into the oil tank whenever i checked the oil.
Which meant they then oiled up anything they flapped against. :ymca

And they "dangled" in the panniers whenever they were open and used to get caught in the lids when closing them. .

And they got caught around the bungees and straps whenever i packed the bags on the back to go away.

The sole reason i kept them for so long was because they looked so gay and annoyed people .

Yes yes, but what did you MAKE out of them..:D
 
Consider the options.......

1. Steptoe lassoes his own bollox.

2. Someone else lassoes Steptoe's bollox.

3. Steptoe lassoes someone else's bollox.


All pretty disgusting IMHO!
 


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