Tales of Scots Abroad

[garfield]

So here I am down in Lahn'Dan....and I'm rudely awoken at 3.45 this morning by a tremendous racous....I cross the hotel bedroom to the window, sleep clutters my eyes, I alter my vision from the dark room to the sleepy yellow street lighting and what beholds me, 8 of the Met Police's finest.....

They've got an english guy in the corner of a courtyard, he's blubbing like a school girl on a policeman's shoulder....

his girlfriend (you guessed it....she's Scots.....).....is restrained on the floor with 4 coppers holding her down and she's fighting them like a demon.....wha's like us.....onyack

it's nice to know that wherever I go, I'm never far from home.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

Gawn yersel', Hen...

 

[Thunder]

it's nice to know that wherever I go, I'm never far from home.....

Mainly because of the electronic tagging and the curfew imposed on you for the incident with the sunday school teacher, the whipped cream and the jam jar of warm liver!!!

 

[wully]

I'm sure it was just her way of showing affection.

 

[Uinneag]

Wi yon accent yi'll fit right in




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[garfield]

Wi yon accent yi'll fit right in



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I'm was raised proper......private school education 'n all that.....can't help good breeding.....

 

[Sir James]

I'm was raised the SA way...... Segregated school education 'n all that.....can't help good breeding.....

Sorted it for you Old Boy ...........

 

[wully]

I'm was raised proper......private school education 'n all that.....can't help good breeding.....

You hide it well

 

[robmack]

Ah bet she wiz aboot 6 stane soakin wet an feart ow nuthin.
Was in a pub in Glasgow a few years ago and saw a lassie stikin the nut oan a guy an burtin his nose,the poor guy diddny know whit thefuk tae dae.

Come tae think ow it ma sister's in London the noo

 

[Blackal]

his girlfriend (you guessed it....she's Scots.....).....is restrained on the floor with 4 coppers holding her down and she's fighting them like a demon.....

She only lay still when one of the four told her:

"We're not trying to arrest you, hen - we're just trying to shag you!"



Al