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Definition of a Catholic Priest?

A Man everyone calls Father...... Except his own children who call him Uncle
 
The circus is in town and the wee acrobat goes to confession...
Priest says yer sins are forgiven my son....and seein yer an acrobat before ye go home do me a couple of handstands and a couple of cartwheels on the way out....

Oul Mary and Oul Josephine are sitting in the pews waitin to be next fer confession...........
they look at one another.....................
Mary says.........................
Jasus if thats the penance Fr Peter is handin out today.......I'm away home to put on a pair o knickers!!!!!
 
The circus is in town and the wee acrobat goes to confession...
Priest says yer sins are forgiven my son....and seein yer an acrobat before ye go home do me a couple of handstands and a couple of cartwheels on the way out....

Oul Mary and Oul Josephine are sitting in the pews waitin to be next fer confession...........
they look at one another.....................
Mary says.........................
Jasus if thats the penance Fr Peter is handin out today.......I'm away home to put on a pair o knickers!!!!!


:jes:jes:jes:jes
 
The study referred to is a complete misuse of the rule of confidentiality of the confessional.

You'll not find me going there again:aidan

why do you feel the need to go anyway?
your a big boy now keep your sins to yourself
 


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