Tiffany in Trouble again....

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Hello all you very nice overseas people

Tiff has got yet another probelm with her shock absorber and is a bit stuffed
she is riding through Belgium and Germany today...
if anybody thinks that they may be able to help
please call her partners mobile (he's with her until tomorrow morning) on
07815 681557

thanks for looking

Marion x
 
Rumour has it ... that Tiffany ( who we have not seen a photo of for years) has ballooned to 56 stones and her trip to Mongolia is for revolutionary fat removal surgery.
No airline would accept someone who would make the pilot fly all the way with the rudder jammed to one side in order to stop the plane travelling in circles, therefor she decided to take the trusty bike.

She only packed 6 shock absorbers, but has blown all of them , as well as the one provided by Steptoe.

Belgian authorities are worried that the already 'sea level' country is in danger of sinking beneath the waves.

So .... help if you can.
 
Has Snoopy had a sex change:nenau

Sorry can't help but will cross my fingers:thumb2
 
Rumour has it ... that Tiffany ( who we have not seen a photo of for years) has ballooned to 56 stones and her trip to Mongolia is for revolutionary fat removal surgery.
No airline would accept someone who would make the pilot fly all the way with the rudder jammed to one side in order to stop the plane travelling in circles, therefor she decided to take the trusty bike.

She only packed 6 shock absorbers, but has blown all of them , as well as the one provided by Steptoe.

Belgian authorities are worried that the already 'sea level' country is in danger of sinking beneath the waves.

So .... help if you can.
<br><br>Japan in accordance with the San Francisco Peace Treaty of 1951 has agreed to send help <br><img src="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/images/0616-03.jpg"><br><br><br>
 
Has Snoopy had a sex change:nenau

Sorry can't help but will cross my fingers:thumb2

TAKE another 1000 lines :eh

I must never mention riding GODDESS Tiffs name in the same sentence as Riding Numpty Snoopy EVER again :nono:nono

I will expect them in your finest handwriting in Fountain Pen not Biro on my desk first thing Monday morning :rob
 
Being an "overseas person" I would gladly help Tiffany but I'm a bit too overseas. As she gets closer I might be able to launch a rescue courier
 


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