Tight arse pays up!

Well Kev, I'm a little concerned about the knitting group, it seems somewhat fragmented!

I'm not sure, but I think Mutter's and Abrasion have started a renegade group and are meeting at a secret location somewhere in the east of the county, don't hold me to this, I could be wrong it may be the north :nenau

Last weekend Chris was spotted by one of my surveillance operatives at an old folks home near Numptieville (AKA Bromsgrove) They were seen sporting prototype needles and patterns that were extremely complex. We've seen nothing like it before :eek:

Alan has lost complete control of the situation and is believed to be resigning from his role as chairman of the 'cross stitch and knitters federation' This will be a very sad loss indeed if he does, a very well respected and creative 'cross stitcher' :(

Personally, I blame Chris (Abrasion) :spitfire It all started when he brought along a cross stitched 1150GSA to the monthly meet, never been the same since :(

Sorry to go on like this, but it's sad that these good old patterns and basic skills are being undermined and lost due to the attitudes of people like Chris and Howard.

When will they realise that their high tech equipment and modern ideas are not the way forward :nono

They'll be changing the way we do Morris dancing soon, and I'm not dancing around their little poles that's for sure :nono
 
dirtydog said:
Well Kev, I'm a little concerned about the knitting group, it seems somewhat fragmented!

I'm not sure, but I think Mutter's and Abrasion have started a renegade group and are meeting at a secret location somewhere in the east of the county, don't hold me to this, I could be wrong it may be the north :nenau

Last weekend Chris was spotted by one of my surveillance operatives at an old folks home near Numptieville (AKA Bromsgrove) They were seen sporting prototype needles and patterns that were extremely complex. We've seen nothing like it before :eek:

Alan has lost complete control of the situation and is believed to be resigning from his role as chairman of the 'cross stitch and knitters federation' This will be a very sad loss indeed if he does, a very well respected and creative 'cross stitcher' :(

Personally, I blame Chris (Abrasion) :spitfire It all started when he brought along a cross stitched 1150GSA to the monthly meet, never been the same since :(

Sorry to go on like this, but it's sad that these good old patterns and basic skills are being undermined and lost due to the attitudes of people like Chris and Howard.

When will they realise that their high tech equipment and modern ideas are not the way forward :nono

They'll be changing the way we do Morris dancing soon, and I'm not dancing around their little poles that's for sure :nono


f*ck all that bagsey first go on your new bike.
Im a crap rider but im good at picking them up even when im pissed :beer:

thanks

by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ??? :eek:
 
by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ??? :eek:[/QUOTE]

Red - are you parked anywhere near the equator :sunshine
 
redcastle said:
by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ??? :eek:

Its the lean angle ya fool, coz ya bikes falling of the stand, not the temperature :D

Mind you, it will certainly never get to a 46 degree angle with U R riding it, unless U R about to dump it. ;)


:rob
 
redcastle said:
f*ck all that bagsey first go on your new bike.
Im a crap rider but im good at picking them up even when im pissed :beer:

thanks

by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ??? :eek:



Red..............when you look all around can you only see sand dunes and maybe the odd camel? :gosh
 
Red..............when you look all around can you only see sand dunes and maybe the odd camel?

How did you know that ??? im fecking thirsty too......................

whats that in the distance sort of shimmering.............rubs eyes
Its Alan on a GS....................................................perhaps not must be the heat :D

Mind you, it will certainly never get to a 46 degree angle with U R riding it, unless U R about to dump it.

my knee sliders are well worn out mush. five minutes with the angle grinder and I can hold my head up at any meet................pity I cant do the same thing with the bike. :eek:
 
FFS!!!!!

Bloody hell!!! :eek:
I go away for 10 days and a Miracle happens :rob
Dirtydog, tightest man on the planet pays £12 to the Forum :eek:
C'mon, Own up, You've won the Lottery , haven't you ?????

I'm a bit cheesed off, cos I can't pisstake agin' him no more :(


Muttley, Fancy a Duo down there on Hells ice lakes???? :bounce1








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I'm a bit cheesed off, cos I can't pisstake agin' him no more :(

Don't let that stop you

Muttley, Fancy a Duo down there on Hells ice lakes???? :bounce1

Only if you promise to wear a matching skating skirt :-D






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If your tired of living i could always show Stan that last comment ;)
 


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