Tight arse pays up!

[dirtydog]

Well Kev, I'm a little concerned about the knitting group, it seems somewhat fragmented!

I'm not sure, but I think Mutter's and Abrasion have started a renegade group and are meeting at a secret location somewhere in the east of the county, don't hold me to this, I could be wrong it may be the north

Last weekend Chris was spotted by one of my surveillance operatives at an old folks home near Numptieville (AKA Bromsgrove) They were seen sporting prototype needles and patterns that were extremely complex. We've seen nothing like it before

Alan has lost complete control of the situation and is believed to be resigning from his role as chairman of the 'cross stitch and knitters federation' This will be a very sad loss indeed if he does, a very well respected and creative 'cross stitcher'

Personally, I blame Chris (Abrasion) It all started when he brought along a cross stitched 1150GSA to the monthly meet, never been the same since

Sorry to go on like this, but it's sad that these good old patterns and basic skills are being undermined and lost due to the attitudes of people like Chris and Howard.

When will they realise that their high tech equipment and modern ideas are not the way forward

They'll be changing the way we do Morris dancing soon, and I'm not dancing around their little poles that's for sure

 

[redcastle]

Well Kev, I'm a little concerned about the knitting group, it seems somewhat fragmented!

I'm not sure, but I think Mutter's and Abrasion have started a renegade group and are meeting at a secret location somewhere in the east of the county, don't hold me to this, I could be wrong it may be the north

Last weekend Chris was spotted by one of my surveillance operatives at an old folks home near Numptieville (AKA Bromsgrove) They were seen sporting prototype needles and patterns that were extremely complex. We've seen nothing like it before

Alan has lost complete control of the situation and is believed to be resigning from his role as chairman of the 'cross stitch and knitters federation' This will be a very sad loss indeed if he does, a very well respected and creative 'cross stitcher'

Personally, I blame Chris (Abrasion) It all started when he brought along a cross stitched 1150GSA to the monthly meet, never been the same since

Sorry to go on like this, but it's sad that these good old patterns and basic skills are being undermined and lost due to the attitudes of people like Chris and Howard.

When will they realise that their high tech equipment and modern ideas are not the way forward

They'll be changing the way we do Morris dancing soon, and I'm not dancing around their little poles that's for sure

f*ck all that bagsey first go on your new bike.
Im a crap rider but im good at picking them up even when im pissed

thanks

by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ???

 

[dirtydog]

f*ck all that bagsey first go on your new bike.
Im a crap rider but im good at picking them up even when im pissed

thanks

by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ???

Red, are you pissed again?

 

[Carefulkev]

by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ??? [/QUOTE]

Red - are you parked anywhere near the equator :sunshine

 

[BTBR]

I'm a crap rider ....

No comment.....

 

[BTBR]

by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ???

Its the lean angle ya fool, coz ya bikes falling of the stand, not the temperature

Mind you, it will certainly never get to a 46 degree angle with U R riding it, unless U R about to dump it.

 

[Carefulkev]

f*ck all that bagsey first go on your new bike.
Im a crap rider but im good at picking them up even when im pissed

thanks

by the way kev my new thermometer reckons its 46 degrees outside, do you reckon thats right ???

Red..............when you look all around can you only see sand dunes and maybe the odd camel? :gosh

 

[redcastle]

Red..............when you look all around can you only see sand dunes and maybe the odd camel?

How did you know that ??? im fecking thirsty too......................

whats that in the distance sort of shimmering.............rubs eyes
Its Alan on a GS....................................................perhaps not must be the heat

Mind you, it will certainly never get to a 46 degree angle with U R riding it, unless U R about to dump it.

my knee sliders are well worn out mush. five minutes with the angle grinder and I can hold my head up at any meet................pity I cant do the same thing with the bike.

 

[(RIP) Proff]

FFS!!!!!

Bloody hell!!!
I go away for 10 days and a Miracle happens
Dirtydog, tightest man on the planet pays £12 to the Forum
C'mon, Own up, You've won the Lottery , haven't you ?????

I'm a bit cheesed off, cos I can't pisstake agin' him no more


Muttley, Fancy a Duo down there on Hells ice lakes????

 

[abrasion]

I'm a bit cheesed off, cos I can't pisstake agin' him no more

Don't let that stop you

Muttley, Fancy a Duo down there on Hells ice lakes????

Only if you promise to wear a matching skating skirt :-D






[/QUOTE]

 

[dirtydog]

Anyway Christine, how can you take the piss outta me, when you ride a rattly old Ribena bike because you're to tight to buy another. Or is it because you're addicted to purchasing eastern European aupairs

 

[abrasion]

If your tired of living i could always show Stan that last comment

 

[BTBR]

Go on....I dare ya

 

[dirtydog]

If your tired of living i could always show Stan that last comment

Don't be like that old chum, I was only being friendly

Now the truth comes out, you live with someone called Stanley.....I knew it

Don't tell Mutter's, you know how jealous he gets

 

[Mutley]

Just because I'm not posting doesn't mean I'm not watching

 

[dirtydog]

All gone quiet here, was it something I said.....

 

[abrasion]

No, you just smell

 

[dirtydog]

No, you just smell

That's common knowledge Chris

Did you find out what type of bulbs you have on Ribena?

I never sold them to Andres as he has a 12 and didn't realise til I told him they wouldn't fit.