What a bunch of kill-joys.
You don't need breakdown insurance (they have garages in France)
You don't need insurance documents other than the 'green card' bit
You don't need an MOT certificate (there is no bike MOT in France and no Genderme will ever ask you for it.
You don't need a tax disc (there is no tax disc in France)
You don't need a breathalyser at all
You don't need a hi-viz vest at all
You don't nee a spare bulb kit at all
See what I mean... Best stay at home!



so first rounds on you me thinks 