Two things about DD

[BTBR]

1) Your blind!

2) Your deaf!

At roughly 12:20 today you were in car park in the centre of Evesham, you were stood beside your HP2 putting your lid on.

I was on the other side on the road driving towards Redditch, waiting at the Pelican crossing.

Now this is where it went a bit pear shaped, I wound the window down and without thinking shouted "TOSSERRRRRR" at the top of my voice.

I seem to recall that most people turned and looked at me, especially most of the people still crossing the road in front of me.

You then put on your gloves, but your attention was watching some knob performing in a Range Rover further up the road.

So I then decided that the first word shouted was all wrong, so I decided to shout "DOGGGGG" instead. Dam......more funny looks, at this point I gave up!

I then watched you use at least half a gallon of fuel just to exit the carpark, sounds nice though.

Happy Crimbo you old deaf & blind old git.

 

[chad]

its things like this that give you a warm glow inside eh

 

[dirtydog]

Sorry dude, you know I would never ignore ya...

Yeah some dick was gobbin off in the rangie, feck knows what that was all about...

I'd just popped out to get the dog some ointment for her eyes!

I hope you've had a good christmas...

 

[mark2jag]

Hey Dirty dog, you know what the difference between Range Rovers and hedgehogs is dontcha?????



A hedgehog has pricks on the OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHE

 

[(RIP) Proff]

OI !!!! DD, renew your Subs ya tight GIT !!!!

 

[JimboGSA]

only 2?

Only 2? I think we could start a list here! sure others (Abrasion) could add to it

3. needs a decent haircut!
4. needs a good wash
5. needs to avoid mungbean soup (PARP!)
6. needs to buy a proper tosser suit!...

 

[dirtydog]

How's bollox sound James? I've been washing more often, the longest I've been without a shower has only been 4 days since living here in Poland! Plus I did cut my hair the other week, well sort of. I stood in front of the mirror and hacked pieces off it!

Proff, you've gotta a nerve! I've been waiting for that pint you promised me for 2 years...

 

[Mutley]

1) Your blind!

2) Your deaf!

3. needs a decent haircut!
4. needs a good wash
5. needs to avoid mungbean soup (PARP!)
6. needs to buy a proper tosser suit!...

7. never happy with the build quality of his bike
8. of no fixed abode

 

[abrasion]

Ok. the season of goodwill to all men is now over. Mind you for obvious reasons that doesnt apply to DD( ie he would have to be a man )

He's camp
he's a loudmouth
rides like a big girl
has crap hair
rubbish at knitting.

But, enough of his good points most of his bad points aint printable

All i know is that when he dresses up to go out on the town it looks like the result of Vivian Westwoods cat being sick

Happy new year you neanderthal inbreed

 

[dirtydog]

Thank you for those heart felt cooments Christine, you skinny little trannie!

'H', I ain't even gonna go there with you!