Using your partner to retrieve a stuck bike

[Timolgra]

First be a twat and get it stuck in the first place

 

[Timolgra]

Then confidently assess the situation

 

[Timolgra]

Then whilst your partner is struggling to help, push the bike on top of her to stop it sinking any further

 

[Timolgra]

Then whiles she's draining the Welsh bog out of her knickers and boots make sure the bike is ok

 

[Hew]

Tim were you just testing out the advised detour for the big bikes?

 

[Dahoum]

Then whiles she's draining the Welsh bog out of her knickers and boots make get the camera out

fixed

 

[Timolgra]

fixed

I have to be more careful with my camera these days

 

[RickA]

Welsh Bogs

Tim,

After i stopped pissing my sides i realised this is the route you are going to take me on the HP2 on Sunday

Think i may bring the Berg!

At least i can pick that thing up! Will have more energy to take the piss out of Bill stuck in one of those holes as well.

Looking forward to the day.

Cheers, Rick.

 

[LivNorway]

Then whilst your partner is struggling to help, push the bike on top of her to stop it sinking any further

Metall sinks, girls float - it's natural.
But next time Timolgra, take her place because
A) -you are floating better.
B) -it's about time she get a chanse to ride a bike over your soft parts. After that she are going to feel soooo god, she even might let you inside the house again.

-Are Welsh bog in pants good for making it waterproof? ...there must be an explanation for your riding style here somewhere...

Top pictures!
Liv.

 

[Timolgra]

Tim,

After i stopped pissing my sides i realised this is the route you are going to take me on the HP2 on Sunday

Think i may bring the Berg!

At least i can pick that thing up! Will have more energy to take the piss out of Bill stuck in one of those holes as well.

Looking forward to the day.

Cheers, Rick.

Don't worry Rick, we just did a bit extra from Sundays route.
Then a bit more we shouldn't really have been on and Tina had her number taken by a farmer, so we won't be going there

You'll be fine on the HP2, but Bill on the ADV is another matter

 

[Steptoe]

Youdirty old bustard

 

[LivNorway]

Youdirty old bustard

-Don't you get it?
His plan was to get her pants wet so she had to undress, and you know what he does when here clothes are off outside, don't you?

Because of that he are still sleeping in the shed with the dog...

-Next time I won't tell her, Timolgra!

Liv.