Well that's Rab feenished th hoose

[Uinneag]

Thank fuk no afore time

Built the hoose and then fitted a new kitchen this week.

Tash said tae me "ye fund a guid pal there in Rab".

To which my retort wis "he's an arsehole"


Cheers Pal

Mibae we can get oot on the bikes soon eh

 

[Deleted account rno]

I bet the hoose is affie quiet when he's away noo...

I bet he's glad he stays 5 'oors fae us. Christine wid hae aboot a million joabs fur him.

 

[G.C.]

Well done Rab
Is there going to be a house warming pairty

 

[Deleted account rno]

Is there going to be a house warming pairty

Aye, the first time that Johnny tries to gie his guests a fry up

 

[DrFarkoff]

All I want to know is are the showerbases GLUED down and the cabinets bolted till the walls!

 

[Uinneag]

All I want to know is are the showerbases GLUED down and the cabinets bolted till the walls!

Tested by masel

 

[columbus]

To which my retort wis "he's an arsehole"

Did he want to buy your trailer too

 

[robmack]

Johnny's nieghbour Katie say's ahm a shite singer
She could'ny ah heard me singin this yesterday, cause ah wiz brilliant
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[Uinneag]

Johnny's nieghbour Katie say's ahm a shite singer

Naw it wis yir dancin

 

[Deleted account W]

Johnny's nieghbour Katie say's ahm a shite shagger

Well at least you tried

 

[G.C.]

Here Rab, does the labrador have a future in the building trade?

 

[DrFarkoff]

HEre Boys Whit's the craic Ah huvnae seen a hide ner hair o Betty swollocks fer a week or so and the wither report fer up by yous uns is fer stinking winds an rain an gales! BAsically Betty Touring Wither!

IS He Awa back up there the Noo?

 

[Uinneag]

Naw nae wurd o him this weekend as we wirnae ready fur him i.e. re-inforcing beds etc

He's selling in the fs&w the noo

 

[Paul G (BHT)]

Not sure that gutter is gonna work too well

 

[garfield]

so when are we gonna get the Cribs tour.....

 

[Paul G (BHT)]

so when are we gonna get the Cribs tour.....

Step by step guide

 

[cunning fox]

Johnny's nieghbour Katie say's ahm a shite shagger
QUOTE]

Well at least you tried

did ye realise that Katie was a goat

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Naw nae wurd o him this weekend as we wirnae ready fur him i.e. re-inforcing beds etc

He's selling in the fs&w the noo

Oiy! I resemble that comment!

Been lying in the corner celebrating, Bcause the 10 months of fundraising is over.
Having to sell off some stuff, just to finance my impending trip to visit Big Rab's "60 minute makeover!"

 

[G.C.]

Oiy! I resemble that comment!

Been lying in the corner celebrating, Bcause the 10 months of fundraising is over.
Having to sell off some stuff, just to finance my impending trip to visit Big Rab's "60 month makeover!"

Fixed it for ya.......